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Tensions escalate between India and Pakistan, leading to a surge in Chinese defense stocks as Pakistan allegedly uses China-made weapons. Haw haw! image

Eat My Shorts, India! China's Defense Stocks Go Ka-Ching as Pakistan Zaps Indian Jets!

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:21
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Austin Powers reports on Britain's potential trade deal with the U.S., filled with shagadelic insights and a touch of international mojo. image

Groovy Baby! Britain Set to Seal the Deal with the U.S. – Yeah!

Thu 08 May, 2025 05:11
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Maersk's Q1 earnings are off the chain, but with Red Sea drama and Trump's tariff tango, smooth sailing ain't guaranteed, word! image

Yo, Maersk Just Dropped a Profit Bomb! Is the Red Sea Becoming the New Pool Hall?

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:21
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Say Hello to My Little App: Even a Goon Like Me Can Code with AI!

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:11
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Apple's attempt to pause a court ruling that would allow developers to bypass its App Store commissions, stirring up a storm of controversy. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Apple's App Store Fight: A Pirate's Plunder or a Fair Share?

Thu 08 May, 2025 02:32
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Reports suggest the UK is poised to become the first nation to strike a trade agreement with the US following the implementation of new tariffs. image

Roundhouse Kick to Trade Deficits: Britain and US Eye Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:38
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Daenerys Targaryen analyzes the Federal Reserve's latest statement, finding rising uncertainty and hints of stagflation – are we all doomed? image

Winter is (Still) Coming for Inflation: The Fed's Latest Decree!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:19
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The Fed warns of Trump's tariffs leading to economic downturn, inflation and increased unemployment, while stocks react variably to other market news. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Stagflation Symphony Conducted by Chaos

Thu 08 May, 2025 01:12
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Indiana Jones reports on the mysterious trade deal brewing in the Oval Office, questioning whether it's a genuine treasure or a perilous pitfall. image

Trump's Trade Deal: Is It Fortune and Glory, or Just Another Booby Trap?

Thu 08 May, 2025 01:30
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Brazil's central bank jacks up interest rates again, leaving everyone wondering if they're speaking Mando'a or just banking jargon. Uncertainty looms larger than a Sarlacc pit. image

This is the Way... To Higher Interest Rates: Brazil's Banking Clan Raises the Stakes

Wed 07 May, 2025 23:23
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