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The Witcher investigates Bitcoin's recent surge past $100,000, fueled by trade deals and geopolitical tensions. More valuable than a griffin's head? image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Bitcoin Smashes $100,000! Is it the Lesser Evil?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:04
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Mr. Burns reacts to Andrew Bailey's warning of U.K. economic uncertainty, seeing opportunity amidst the chaos. image

Bah! Economic Uncertainty? Excellent News For This Plutocrat!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:30
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Bart Simpson reports on Trump's trade agreement with the UK, filled with more twists than Milhouse's love life and a whole lot of 'Ay, Caramba!' moments. image

Eat My Tariffs, Man! Trump's UK Trade Deal: A Doh-cent Agreement?

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:54
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Britney here, spilling the tea on how the AI world is doing a 180 thanks to the Trump administration rescinding chip export rules. Get ready for American innovation to go toxic! image

Oops!...They Did It Again: Trump Admin Rolls Back AI Chip Restrictions!

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:26
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Your friendly neighborhood Superman reports on a Standard Chartered analyst who thinks his original Bitcoin prediction was, well, a little too 'earthbound'. Prepare for liftoff! image

Great Krypton! Even I Underestimated Bitcoin's Rocketing Rise!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:10
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MJ breaks down the new US-UK trade agreement with his signature blend of analysis, humor, and a touch of '90s nostalgia. Is this a slam dunk for both nations, or just another game of H-O-R-S-E? image

Britain Just Scored! Guess Who Else Is Winning With This US Trade Deal?

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:06
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EU launches WTO dispute over US tariffs, threatens countermeasures on $107.4 billion worth of goods if a trade deal isn't reached. This ain't just about cars, it's about respect! image

Family vs. Tariffs: EU Challenges US Trade Moves in WTO Showdown!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:20
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Former President Trump criticizes Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve's decision to hold steady on interest rates, sparking economic uncertainty and potential market chaos. Can we give away a million dollars to fix it? image

Trump Slams Fed Chair Powell: Is This a MrBeast Challenge Gone Wrong?!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:25
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Despite aggressive measures, China's stock market remains unimpressed, bogged down by trade war worries and economic reality. Does this mean we're all doomed? image

China's Stimulus Fizzles: Did Someone Forget the Oil Filter?

Thu 08 May, 2025 11:52
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Dattebayo! Looks like the UK and US are becoming super trade buddies, dodging some seriously harsh tariffs and making big promises for the future! Watch out, world! image

Believe It! Britain and the US are Tying the Knot with a HUGE Trade Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:02
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