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Professor Farnsworth analyzes China's deflation woes, Trump's ludicrous tariffs, and Beijing's desperate attempts to stimulate consumption with subsidies for… smartphones? image

Good News Everyone! China's Economy Imploding Faster Than Expected!

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:48
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Portfolio manager Dan Niles advises caution despite the market's massive rebound, comparing the situation to the aftermath of the Lehman Brothers collapse and emphasizing the importance of earnings. image

Markets Go Wild! Did Trump Just Hit the Reset Button?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:34
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A Vulcan analysis of the Nasdaq's recent volatile behavior, influenced by President Trump's tariff policies, and its potential implications for the future. image

Nasdaq Soars What Does This Mean For Humanity?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:27
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President Trump's stock advice on Truth Social led to significant gains for investors who bought in at the right moment, especially in SPDR, Trump Media & Technology, and Tesla stocks. image

Trump's Truth Social Post Makes Investors Bank! Eat My Shorts, Market Crash!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:07
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Austin Powers reports on Bitcoin's wild ride following Trump's tariff pause, sending crypto markets into a frenzy, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Bitcoin Rockets After Trump Tariff Time-Out! Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:08
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After Trump's tariff announcement, Goldman Sachs reverses its recession forecast, leaving everyone wondering what's realer than a Will Smith rap. image

Goldman Sachs DITCHES Recession Prediction Faster Than I Can Ditch Carlton's Dance Moves!

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:19
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Puss in Boots reports on the wild stock market rally after Trump's tariff decision, with United Airlines and Microchip Technology leading the charge! image

Holy Guacamole! Did Trump Just Save the Stock Market From Certain Doom?

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:01
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Treasury yields are acting up, possibly due to Trump's tariffs and foreign countries selling off U.S. debt, threatening everything from mortgages to my next Kylie Cosmetics drop! image

OMG! Are My Birkin Investments About to Crash?! Treasury Yields Got Me Shook!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:03
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A look into Isomorphic Labs, the AI drug discovery startup spun out of Google DeepMind, and their ambitious goal to 'solve all disease' with the help of AlphaFold and a recent $600 million funding round. image

Google's Secret Weapon Against Disease Revealed! Is AlphaFold the Answer?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:17
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Your favorite pop star dives into the world of cryptocurrency as Bitcoin surges following Trump's tariff announcement. Get ready for some serious financial 'Style'! image

Bitcoin Goes Wild After Trump's Tariff Tweet! Are We in the Clear?

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:27
3 minutes to read