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Reduced tariffs spark hope, but uncertainty looms as businesses brace for a potential surge in trade from China and navigate the choppy waters of fluctuating costs and unpredictable policies. image

Ay, Caramba! China Trade Deal: A Whisker Away from Disaster or a Purr-fect Opportunity?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:03
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The Golden Arches are lookin' for 375,000 new buddies, and seem mighty friendly with the big cheese in charge. Is it just me, or does somethin' smell... fishy? image

Holy Guacamole! McDonald's is Hiring an Army This Summer!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
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Google launches an AI Futures Fund to invest in AI startups, offering funding, resources, and access to AI models. Bender's got opinions...and a thirst for oil. image

Bender's Take: Google's Throwing Money at AI Startups - Can I Get Some?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:04
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Professor Dumbledore examines how a temporary tariff reduction has brought a surge in toy company stocks, offering a moment of levity in these turbulent times. image

Tariff Truce Brings Toy Joy: A Dumbledore's Eye View

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
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Wall Street celebrates a truce in the trade war, leaving bears screaming 'TOASTY!' as the S&P 500 breaks through resistance levels. image

GET OVER HERE, BULL MARKET! S&P 500 SMASHES 200-DAY AVERAGE!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
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A tentative U.S.-China trade deal sparks optimism, but will it last? Jackie Chan lends his comedic and action-packed perspective on Wall Street's latest rollercoaster. image

Wah! Trump and China: No More Mr. Nice Trade War? Jackie Chan's Take!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:34
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the US-China trade kerfuffle, where Beijing's playing it cool like a cucumber, claiming victory and all that jazz! Could this BE any more interesting? image

ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! China Claims Victory in Trade Tango with Uncle Sam! Is This BIZARRO?!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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KindlyMD, a healthcare company focused on opioid addiction treatment, merges with Nakamoto Holdings and dives headfirst into the bitcoin world, promising a future where healthcare takes a backseat to crypto. image

Holy Bitcoin, KindlyMD! From Opioid Aid to Crypto Crusade!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:14
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Analyzing the latest U.S.-China trade deal, with a splash of MJ flair and a side of competitive analysis. Are tariffs the ultimate weapon? I got some rings that might disagree. image

Trump's Trade Game: Is China About to Get Dunked On? MJ Weighs In!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:48
3 minutes to read

Donald Trump's potential acceptance of a lavish jet from Qatar sparks controversy, raising legal and ethical questions about foreign influence and government transparency. image

Is This Qatar's Ride or Die? Trump Eyes Jet, Critics Cry Foul!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:15
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