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Geralt of Rivia reports on the thawing of US-China trade relations, as jet engine shipments to China get the green light, stirring the pot like a witcher brewing a potion. image

Toss a Coin to Your Pilot, Oh Valley of Planes: US-China Trade Winds Shift!

Fri 04 July, 2025 02:07
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Mr. Burns dissects conflicting jobs reports, highlighting government influence and potential market schisms, all while plotting his next power plant scheme. image

Excellent! Labor Market Shenanigans Afoot, Says Montgomery Burns!

Fri 04 July, 2025 01:15
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India's SEBI bans Jane Street Group from its securities market and impounds millions in alleged ill-gotten gains. Cowabunga, dudes! image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! SEBI Slaps Jane Street with Naughty Restraining Order!

Fri 04 July, 2025 02:15
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Microsoft axes 9,000 jobs, including hundreds in Washington, proving that even in the future, robots are still better (and cheaper). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Apps! Microsoft Terminates Humans in Latest Layoff Spree

Thu 03 July, 2025 23:42
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Mr. Bean steps up at Safe Superintelligence after Meta's messy moves, proving even a simple fellow can lead the robot revolution... if Teddy lets him. image

Bean Brains Behind AI: Me Takes Charge!

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:08
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Tired of the rat race, Aleese Lightyear traded her high-stress NYC life for a teaching gig in China, proving that sometimes, running is the only way to survive. image

No Fate But What You Make: From NYC Grind to Chinese Dream, This Woman Escaped the Machine

Thu 03 July, 2025 21:08
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After a long dry spell, the tech IPO market is showing signs of life, bringing much-needed relief to venture capital firms and hinting at a potential resurgence in Silicon Valley. image

Say Hello to My Little IPOs: Tech's Back, Baby!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:36
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Elon Musk's xAI securing a permit for its supercomputer in Memphis, despite local uproar over air quality, emissions, and potential environmental fallout. Savvy? image

Savvy Captain Jack Sparrow Reports: Musk's xAI Kicks Up a Stink in Memphis!

Thu 03 July, 2025 22:07
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Chuck Norris weighs in on Trump's energy bill, favoring fossil fuels while solar and wind face the roundhouse. image

Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill: Chuck Norris Kicks Back at Green Energy!

Thu 03 July, 2025 19:04
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Congress narrowly approves President Trump's tax and spending bill, sparking debates over its impact on healthcare, the economy, and whether Bender will have to sell his shiny metal ass. image

One Big Beautiful Mess: Trump's Bill Barely Survives, Planet Express Budget Next?

Thu 03 July, 2025 20:52
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