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Geralt of Rivia reports on Meta's Reality Labs layoffs, finding humor and irony in the tech giant's virtual struggles. image

Metaverse Meltdown: Reality Labs Gets Geralt's Silver Sword Treatment!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:31
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Burns analyses Alphabet's Q1 triumph, musing on AI, cloud dominance, and those pesky 'Other Bets'. image

Excellent! Alphabet's Profits Soar, Smithers, Ready the Corporate Jet!

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:44
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Alphabet (aka Google's Mom) just dropped its latest report card, and it's got more As than Lisa after a caffeine bender! Money, Money, Money! image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Alphabet's Cash Pile is Bigger Than Milhouse's Comic Book Collection!

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:44
2 minutes to read

Sheldon Cooper analyzes the ongoing trade tensions between Europe and the U.S., offering a uniquely logical and occasionally exasperated perspective on the matter. image

Bazinga! Tariffs, Trade, and Transatlantic Tribulations: A Cooperian Commentary

Thu 24 April, 2025 17:27
3 minutes to read

Even giants stumble! Comcast's Q1 earnings show customer losses despite revenue gains. Will they pull a MrBeast and give stuff away to win back hearts? image

Comcast Loses Customers?! Time To Give Away FREE INTERNET (Maybe)!

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:36
2 minutes to read

March existing home sales plummet, revealing a chilling effect from high mortgage rates and economic anxieties, mirroring the YoRHa unit's struggle against overwhelming odds. image

Resistance is Futile: Housing Market Faces Machine-Like Slowdown

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the Bank of England's concerns about U.S. tariffs and their potential impact on U.K. growth, while injecting some ninja-level humor. image

Believe It! Bank of England's Got a Rasengan of Worries About Trump's Tariffs!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:19
3 minutes to read

Former President Trump rebukes Putin's Kyiv strikes, urging peace while hinting at negotiation challenges with Zelenskyy. Time to improvise, adapt, overcome... and broker a deal! image

Trump to Putin: Knock It Off or Face the Wrath of a Survival Expert!

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:53
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India's stock market shows resilience amidst global trade tensions, fueled by domestic investors and promising sector recoveries, but challenges remain. image

India's Stock Market: Has the Serpent Finally Shed its Skin?

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:49
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Kratos reports on the housing market's spring stumble, where high mortgage rates and economic woes are making buyers scream louder than Atreus after a brush with a Dark Elf. image

Boy, Close Those Sales! Housing Market Screams in March as Rates Rise!

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:00
2 minutes to read