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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Senators Schiff and Warren's accusations of corruption against President Trump, alleging 'pay-to-play' schemes involving his $TRUMP meme coin and demanding an ethics investigation. image

Winter is Coming... For Trump's Meme Coin? The Mother of Dragons Roars Against Pay-to-Play!

Fri 25 April, 2025 22:34
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Federal authorities nab two judges for allegedly thwarting Trump-era immigration efforts. Is this justice or just another power play? Heisenberg weighs in with his usual dose of cynicism and chemistry metaphors. image

Say My Name: Judges Busted in Immigration Tango - Heisenberg's Take

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:35
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Cristiano Ronaldo reports on how US consumers are reacting to tariffs, delaying purchases and hunting for deals like I hunt for the back of the net. It's all about the mindset, people! image

Siiiuuu! Are Tariffs Making You Save Like Ronaldo Saves Goals?

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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Goldman Sachs says even though foreign investors are sellin' off U.S. stocks like I sell donuts, we shouldn't panic... yet. image

Doh! Foreign Investors Ditchin' Our Stocks? Goldman Says 'Don't Have a Cow!'

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:00
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Novo Nordisk scores a major legal victory, halting compounding pharmacies from producing cheaper versions of Wegovy and Ozempic. Is this a win for patient safety or just corporate greed? Let's f***ing find out! image

Bloody Hell! Novo Nordisk Crushes Copycat Drug Merchants in Weight-Loss Pill Wars!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
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Federal Judge in Wisconsin arrested for allegedly obstructing justice by aiding an undocumented immigrant avoid ICE. Daaaamn! image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle! Judge Gets Busted Helping Undocumented Dude Dip!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:23
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Austin Powers dives into the World Bank and IMF Spring Meetings, where tariffs and trade tensions are hotter than shag carpet, with a bit of monetary policy thrown in for good measure, yeah, baby! image

Groovy Trade Tensions, Baby! Austin Powers Investigates World Bank Shenanigans

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:24
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Britney dives into the latest drama between Trump, Russia, and Ukraine – it's complicated, y'all! image

Oops!... Trump's At It Again: Peace Talks, Territory, and Maybe a Little 'Toxic' Diplomacy!

Fri 25 April, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

President Trump's executive order sparks controversy by fast-tracking deep-sea mining, aiming to challenge China's mineral dominance but raising environmental concerns and international tensions. image

Trump Dives Deep: Executive Order Ignites Undersea Mining Mania!

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
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Princess Zelda analyzes China's strategic response to escalating trade tensions and slowing growth, wielding wisdom and wit. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: China Battles Economic Ganon with Targeted Tactics!

Fri 25 April, 2025 09:21
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