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Professor Farnsworth weighs in on Palo Alto Networks' CEO's warning and the future of cybersecurity in the age of increasingly intelligent agents. And questions if this is the end! image

Good News Everyone! AI Cyber Security to Inflection Point...Or is it Doomsday?

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:08
3 minutes to read

After a cosmic legal battle, Fortnite is back on the U.S. App Store, proving even Apple can't bend the space-time continuum of popular games. image

E=MC Hammer Time: Fortnite Returns to Apple's Infinite Loop!

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:59
4 minutes to read

Jinx reports on Elon Musk's warning that AI development could face power shortages, potentially slowing down the fun and games. Is this a 'told you so' moment for clean energy? image

Elon Musk Says AI Needs More ZAP! (And Maybe a Bigger Boom-Boom Room!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:22
3 minutes to read

Chinese exporters are powering up their strategies, diversifying away from the U.S. market despite temporary tariff truces, aiming for global domination like Frieza wanted! image

Kamehame-Ha! Chinese Exporters Go Super Saiyan and Dodge U.S. Trade Attacks!

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:50
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on how Trump's tariffs are making Japan's economy do the 'Peter falling down the stairs' routine. image

Giggity Giggity! Trump's Tariffs Tank Japan's Exports!

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:11
2 minutes to read

A look at the mixed signals from consumer spending, with some sectors booming and others showing signs of caution amidst tariff concerns and economic uncertainty. image

Consumer Spending Rollercoaster: To the Moon or Back to Earth?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
3 minutes to read

A humorous and satirical take on the latest consumer spending trends, featuring insights from various CEOs and a healthy dose of Elon Musk's unique perspective. image

Consumer Spending Rollercoaster: Are We Approaching Ludicrous Speed or Just Another Mars Landing Abort?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
4 minutes to read

Dan Quayle expresses his bewilderment at Donald Trump's approach to Russia and the Ukraine conflict, questioning the lack of leverage and the potential consequences for U.S. foreign policy. image

Trump's Russia Tango: A Perplexing Waltz with Putin, According to Former VP Quayle

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:46
5 minutes to read

Elon Musk's xAI is gobbling up chips from Nvidia and AMD, sparking a tech race and environmental concerns. Time to adapt and overcome, folks! image

Elon's AI Chip Binge: Surviving the Tech Wilderness, One GPU at a Time

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:50
2 minutes to read

Elon Musk plans massive GPU expansions for xAI and Tesla, sparking environmental concerns in Memphis. image

Elon's AI Chip Binge: Surviving the Tech Wilderness with Musk

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:50
3 minutes to read