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A massive power outage throws Spain and Portugal into chaos, leaving citizens in the dark and officials scratching their heads. Could this be Bowser's latest scheme? image

Mama Mia! Iberian Peninsula Plunges into Darkness! Is Bowser Behind This?

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:44
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A Senate report suggests Elon Musk's influence in Washington might be more about avoiding billions in liabilities than making government efficient. Sounds like a treasure hunt where the treasure is... not paying. image

Musk's Washington Game: Is He Raiding Tombs or Just Dodging Bills?

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:51
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Technical experts are sayin' the S&P 500 ain't outta the woods yet, even after a decent week. Looks like Bedrock's economy might be headin' for another dino-sized dip! image

Yabba Dabba DOOM? S&P 500 Faces Rocky Road!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:25
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Donald Trump Jr. launches 'Executive Branch,' a D.C. membership club with a staggering $500,000 fee, drawing a crowd of politicos, CEOs, and sparking ethics concerns faster than a Kree warship. image

Higher, Further, Faster...to the Bank: Trump Jr.'s Half-Million Dollar Club!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:46
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China denies trade negotiation talks with the US, leaving Hulk confused and slightly annoyed. Maybe Hulk should SMASH tariffs instead? image

Hulk SMASH Trade War Talk! China Say NO Deal!

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:12
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The U.S. government's flip-flopping on international student visas is causing chaos, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of good old-fashioned mayhem! Are students fleeing to Canada and the UK, or is America still the land of opportunity (and overpriced textbooks)? image

U.S. Student Visa Rollercoaster: Are International Students Jumping Ship, Or Is It Just a Big, Shiny Distraction?

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:47
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US agricultural exporters face a full-blown crisis as Trump's tariffs lead to canceled orders, layoffs, and significant financial losses, especially due to declining Chinese demand. Already begun, the economic crisis has. image

Tariff Wars: A Crisis Brews for US Farmers, a Great Disturbance in the Force, I Sense

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:52
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Amidst recession fears and tech stock struggles, Palantir's stock surges thanks to government contracts and AI prowess. Who knew government efficiency could be so profitable? image

Palantir Thrives in Tech Turmoil: Even I'm Impressed!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:58
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Google drops serious cash on CEO Sundar Pichai's security detail, while I'm over here just trying to keep up with the latest contouring trends and Pete Davidson. image

OMG! Google Spends More on Sundar Pichai's Security Than My Last Birthday Bash?!

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:22
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A 'deep dive' into a Senate report alleging I'm using my influence to dodge financial liabilities. Sounds like someone's jealous of my DOGE-like moves. image

Senate Dems Triggered! Accuse Me of Saving the World (and Maybe a Few Billion)

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:39
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