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Alibaba unveils Qwen3, a new generation of open-source large language models, sparking debate and narrowing the gap in the US-China AI race. A powerful disturbance in the Force, this is. image

Qwen3 Awakens: Alibaba's AI Force Grows Stronger, A Challenge to the Galaxy It Is!

Tue 29 April, 2025 07:32
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Volvo Cars announces significant cost-cutting measures and revises financial forecasts amidst falling profits, citing tariff pressures and industry-wide challenges. image

Volvo's Electric Dreams Hit a Speed Bump: Tariffs, Turbulence, and Tough Choices!

Tue 29 April, 2025 08:26
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BP faces investor pressure after a strategic reset, weaker-than-expected profits, and whispers of a potential takeover – sounds like a reality show plot, right? image

OMG! BP's Drama is Thicker Than My Contour: Oil, Activists, and a Whole Lotta Shade!

Tue 29 April, 2025 07:07
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HSBC's Q1 results exceed expectations, prompting a hefty share buyback and leaving this old miser feeling rather...content. image

Excellent! HSBC's Bonanza: A Buyback Fit for a Billionaire!

Tue 29 April, 2025 05:43
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Uber's new policy demands employees, including those approved for remote work, return to the office three days a week, while also hiking the sabbatical eligibility from five to eight years. Cowabunga, dude! image

Eat My (Commute) Shorts! Uber Forces Workers Back to the Grind!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:58
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Austin Powers reports on the stalled peace talks between Russia and Ukraine, Trump's wobbling promises, and whether a deal is possible, shagadelic or not! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Peace Plan Hits a Shag Carpet: Can He End the Ukraine War or Will It Be Another Case of 'Yeah, Baby, No!'?

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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Novartis smashes expectations, raises guidance, and navigates potential Trump tariffs like I navigate Bel-Air parties – with style and a little bit of luck! image

Novartis' Sales Jump Higher Than Carlton's Dance Moves: A Fresh Prince Take

Tue 29 April, 2025 05:39
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Puss in Boots reports on the chaos unleashed upon Europe by President Trump's policies, leaving leaders bewildered and the future uncertain. It seems even this swashbuckler is perplexed by the purr-plexing situation! image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's First 100 Days: A Whiskered Whirlwind of Trade Wars and Ukrainian Woes!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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Germany's Deutsche Bank rakes in surprising profits, but U.S. tariff troubles have 'em sweatin' like I do after chasin' a dragon! image

Deutsche Bank's Dazzling Dough: More Green Than Shrek's Swamp!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:20
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Volvo Cars announces massive cost cuts and layoffs, proving that even Swedish robots can't escape the cruel mistress of capitalism. Bender's here to tell you why! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Axe: Volvo's Getting the Bender Treatment!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:25
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