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Despite profit hiccups from pesky tariffs, Abercrombie & Fitch's shares did a runner, leaving everyone scratching their heads like I do when I can't find Teddy. image

Abercrombie's Upside-Down Day: Tariffs, Trousers, and Teddy!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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Despite tariff-induced profit warnings, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price inexplicably surges, leaving Sarah Connor suspicious of hidden algorithms and fashion-forward terminators. image

Abercrombie's Judgment Day: Profits Down, Stock Up... What Does It All Mean?

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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GameStop drops half a billion on Bitcoin, channeling their inner MicroStrategy and making moves to revive their empire. image

Say Hello to My Little Bitcoin: GameStop Goes Crypto Crazy!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:11
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the dismal outlook of European businesses in China, where geopolitical storms and regulatory kraken are scuttling profits and optimism. image

Shiver Me Timbers! European Businesses Losing Hope in China's Treasure Island

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
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A deep dive into the lives of Marc LeBlanc and Laura Robinson, a couple managing luxury resorts in some of the world's most exotic locales, proving paradise has its own set of challenges, even if it doesn't involve Kryptonite. image

Kryptonian Chronicles: General Manager and His Wife Live the Dream (and the Reality) in Paradise!

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:25
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ASML's market cap takes a major hit due to export restrictions and tariff uncertainties. Is this a temporary slump or a sign of tougher times ahead for the chip giant? image

ASML's $130 Billion Airball: Trade Wars, Tariffs, and Tech Troubles!

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:02
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Gandalf reports on Elon Musk's rededication to Tesla, positive developments in US trade, and their impact on the stock market, mixed with a touch of wizardly humor and caution. image

Musk's Focus and Trade Winds: A Wizard's Take on Market Movements

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:30
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Princess Zelda investigates rising Japanese bond yields and their potential to trigger a global financial crisis, possibly worse than dealing with Ganon's latest scheme. image

Hyrule's Heroine Sounds Alarm: Is Japan's Bond Market a Calamity in Disguise?

Wed 28 May, 2025 07:28
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Mario reports on Stellantis' new CEO, Antonio Filosa, and the challenges ahead for the car giant, with a dash of Mushroom Kingdom humor. image

It's-a Me, Mario! Taking the Wheel at Stellantis?

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:59
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A lighthearted take on SpaceX's recent Starship test flight, blending humor, satire, and a touch of King Kohli's on-field fire. image

Elon's Rockets Meet Gravity: A King Kohli Commentary

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:15
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