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Peter Griffin reports on Apple and Amazon's surprisingly weak spots in their earnings, the looming threat of tariffs, and a bizarre chip-smuggling scheme involving fake pregnant bellies! image

Giggity! Apple and Amazon's Not-So-Magnificent Earnings Report! Tariff Troubles and Baby Bump Chip Smuggling?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 01:18
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The U.S. and China might be gettin' ready to gab about tariffs and trade, but somebody's gotta swallow their pride first! WAK! image

Aw, Phooey! China and the U.S. Gonna Talk Trade?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 02:11
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Tha Doggfather breaks down how Hasbro's playing it cool and diversifying its supply chain to avoid getting smoked by Trump's tariffs, ya dig? image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Hasbro Hustles to Dodge Trump's Tariff Tsunami!

Thu 01 May, 2025 23:43
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Airbnb's Q1 results meet expectations but a disappointing Q2 forecast sends shares tumbling; is it the economy, Trump's tariffs, or just bad luck? image

Airbnb's Forecast: We're Headed For a Storm, But We've Seen Worse

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:27
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After a decade of holding the line, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang sees his salary soar, proving even tech titans need a little love from the gods of compensation. image

By Hera! Nvidia's Jensen Huang Finally Gets a Raise Fit for a God!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:49
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Amazon's cloud business, AWS, faces slower growth than expected, while competitors like Microsoft and Google are nipping at their heels. Is this a temporary setback or a sign of doom for the online giant? image

AWS Growth Stalls: Is This The End of the World... For Amazon, Muahahaha!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:43
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Amazon reports strong Q1 results but faces uncertainty due to potential tariff impacts, causing stock to dip despite exceeding revenue and earnings expectations. image

Amazon's Q1 Victory Marred by Tariff Tremors: Can Jassy Navigate the Decepticon Tariffs?

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:33
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Barbie breaks down Trump's latest oil sanctions against Iran and what it means for global business. Spoiler alert: It involves lots of potential drama and possibly fabulous shoes being held hostage. image

Trump's Oil Ultimatum: No Iranian Crude, No American Dream (For Anyone)!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Ogre-the-top earnings reports from tech giants like Microsoft and Meta are makin' investors forget about those pesky tariff troubles, at least for a little while. Shrek here reports live from the swamp! image

AI Excitement Makes Investors Say 'I Need a Hero!' to Microsoft and Meta!

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:55
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Iron Man weighs in on Trump's latest sanctions against Iran, impacting oil markets and potentially sparking international tension. Prepare for some Stark-sized sarcasm! image

Trump's Oil Tango: Iran, Sanctions, and a Whole Lotta 'Boom!'

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:21
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