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Disgraced ex-congressman George Santos awaits sentencing for fraud, theft, and general tomfoolery, leaving Mr. Burns to ponder the state of modern politics. image

Release the Hounds! Santos Faces the Music for His Fiscal Follies

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
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Novo Nordisk body slams copycat pharmacies making cheaper versions of their weight loss drugs, and the FDA is backing them up. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Copycats! Wegovy Wins Bigly!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
3 minutes to read

Like, President Trump is all about deep-sea mining to beat China, but is it gonna, like, ruin the ocean? We need to talk about this! image

OMG! Trump's Diving Deep: Is Deep-Sea Mining the New Lip Kit?

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
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A critical look at Donald Trump's executive order to fast-track deep-sea mining, its potential environmental impact, and the international backlash it's stirring. image

Trump's Deep-Sea Dive: A Muggle Mishap or a Mineral Miracle?

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
3 minutes to read

Amazon sellers are facing rising costs due to tariffs on Chinese goods, forcing them to raise prices and adapt to a changing economic landscape, impacting both merchants and consumers. It's like a Cruel Summer for our wallets! image

Amazon's 'Era' of Affordable Prices Ending? Even I'm Shook!

Fri 25 April, 2025 12:00
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, fueling speculation about a third term. Kerrigan dissects this Terran political anomaly with Zerg wit and psionic insight. image

TRUMP 2028: Another Mutation? Kerrigan's Take on the Terran Power Play!

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:58
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Agent J investigates Intel's recession prediction amidst tariff turmoil and chip stockpiles. Turns out, even silicon can't dodge a bullet... or a trade war. image

Intel's CFO Sounds the Alarm: Are We Headed for a Recession or Just Another Bug Hunt?

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:43
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James Bond investigates how President Trump's trade policies are casting a shadow over Google's advertising empire and its strategies to survive the economic turbulence. image

Google's Gamble: Can Alphabet Dodge Trump's Tariff Barrage?

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:50
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking speculation about a potential third term despite constitutional limitations. Guess I'll need to brush up on my constitutional law along with my web-slinging! image

Trump 2028 Merch: Is This Reality or a Multiverse of Madness?

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:33
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Alphabet's Waymo is dominating the self-driving market with 250,000 paid rides a week, leaving Tesla in the dust and proving that sometimes, you gotta spend money to make money. image

Waymo's Robotaxi Empire: Checkmate, Elon

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:05
3 minutes to read