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Airlines are facing turbulence as demand softens, leading to cheaper tickets, but economic uncertainty looms larger than a Star Destroyer. image

The Airline Industry's Forecast? I Find Their Lack of Faith Disturbing!

Sat 26 April, 2025 12:00
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Sources say Elon Musk's xAI is looking to raise a whopping $20 billion, potentially valuing the company at over $120 billion. Can you say 'high hopes'? image

X Gon' Give It To Ya! Elon's xAI Rumored to Bag a Donkey-Sized $20 Billion!

Sat 26 April, 2025 05:58
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris weighs in on the letter from Yale alumni urging Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to reconsider his role in the Trump administration, armed with truth, justice, and a roundhouse kick of reality. image

Yale Class of '84 Tries to Mess with Texas: Chuck Norris Sets the Record Straight!

Sat 26 April, 2025 00:25
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California proposes new regulations for self-driving vehicles, from robotaxis to driverless trucks, sparking a tech race with Tesla lagging behind the frontrunners. image

California's Self-Driving Games: May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor (and Your Car's Software)

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:46
3 minutes to read

Investor sentiment wanes as trade tensions rise, prompting a defensive shift in portfolios amidst economic uncertainty. Prepare for volatility, it's what she said! image

Bears. Tariffs. Volatility. Battling the Market Like a Schrute Beet Crop!

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:12
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Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty to the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, sparking legal fireworks and potential death penalty drama. As if I don't have enough drama in my own life... image

CEO Assassination? Not Today, Chat! Luigi Mangione Pleads Not Guilty, and My Mic is HOT!

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:24
3 minutes to read

California proposes comprehensive regulations for self-driving vehicles, from robotaxis to driverless trucks, opening the road for innovation while keeping safety in the driver's seat. image

California's New Self-Driving Rules: Will Tesla Finally Learn to Drive?

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read

Ex-Congressman George Santos lands a seven-year prison sentence for fraud, proving even politicians can't outrun the Neuralyzer... or a good judge. image

George Santos Gets Zapped: Seven Years in the Galactic Slammer!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:14
2 minutes to read

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Space, The Final Frontier... For Open Source AI: 007 Reports on Meta's Orbital Llama

Fri 25 April, 2025 15:21
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President Trump denies bond market sell-off influenced his tariff decisions, but did someone say 'yips'? Time for Barbie to investigate! image

Trump Says "I Wasn't Worried" About Market Yips: Barbie Weighs In!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:27
4 minutes to read