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Donald Trump is reportedly considering pardoning reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, convicted of tax evasion and bank fraud, leading to a drama more compelling than any episode of 'Chrisley Knows Best'. image

By Hera! Trump Considers Chrisley Pardon: A Reality TV Twist as Tangled as the Lasso of Truth!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:34
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Stablecoin issuer Circle's IPO reveals a rare trend: existing shareholders selling more shares than the company itself. Is it a sign of the times or just Silicon Valley's latest plot twist? Let's unpack this tea! image

OMG! Circle's IPO: More Shares From Insiders Than The Company?! Is This The New Normal?!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:12
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Walmart faces a fine and stricter rules after shipping realistic-looking toy guns to New York, prompting action from Attorney General Letitia James. image

Walmart's Toy Gun Mishap: Jackie Chan Says 'Good Guys Always Win,' Even Against Bad Toys!

Tue 27 May, 2025 18:20
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Ace Ventura investigates how new U.S. restrictions on chip exports to China are impacting Nvidia's growth and future revenue, potentially turning the AI market upside down faster than you can say 'Bumblefoot'. image

Allllrighty Then! Nvidia's China Chip Blockade: Is the AI Party Over?

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
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Mr. Bean stumbles upon the curious case of Nvidia's chip troubles in China, involving write-offs, regulations, and a whole lot of 'uh-oh' moments! image

Oh, Dear! Mr. Bean Investigates Nvidia's China Chip Crisis!

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
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The Trump administration is cutting ties and contracts with Harvard over alleged discrimination, raising questions of fairness and... trade schools? image

Harvard vs. Uncle Sam: Even I Can't Believe What's Happening!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:42
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JPMorgan Chase unveils fancy new bank branches for rich Americans, hoping to manage their millions, but Borat wonders if it's just 'chasing' after fool's gold! image

JPMorgan Chase Opens New Millionaire Mansions: Very Nice! But Will the Rich Buy?

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:26
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Rick Sanchez dissects the Trump administration's dance with Apple over iPhone tariffs, because who needs ???????????????? adventures when there's trade war drama? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump's iPhone Tariff Tango: A Rick Sanchez Breakdown

Tue 27 May, 2025 14:07
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Consumer confidence surges in May as US-China trade tensions ease, fueled by a truce and positive economic indicators. I'm back! image

Hasta la Vista, Trade War Blues! Consumer Optimism Makes a Comeback

Tue 27 May, 2025 14:22
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Southwest Airlines is ending its long-standing free checked bags policy, joining other airlines in the pursuit of baggage fee revenue. But are they ready for the fallout? Bond investigates. image

Shaken, Not Stirred: Southwest Airlines Ditches Free Bags, Chasing Goldfinger's Fortune

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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