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Shrek reports on the recent surge in mortgage rates, blaming everything from ogre-sized tariffs to dragon-sized inflation fears, and wondering if anyone can still afford a decent outhouse these days. image

Mortgage Rates Are Higher Than My Swamp! What's Going On?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:14
3 minutes to read

A look at how potential pharmaceutical tariffs could impact drug prices, availability, and the overall healthcare landscape in the United States, through the eyes of yours truly – CR7! image

Trump's Drug Tariff Tango! Will It Cost You More Than My Perfume?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:40
4 minutes to read

Thousands of IRS employees face job losses, potentially impacting tax season and the agency's ability to collect revenue. Could this affect everyone, even yours truly? image

IRS Layoffs! Will Messi Have to Pay More Taxes Now?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:58
3 minutes to read

Senate Democrats are raising a ruckus, claiming Trump might've used his tariff pause to make a Gomu Gomu no fortune! image

Shishishi! Did Trump Just Pull a Nami and Rob the Stock Market Dry?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:13
2 minutes to read

The Joker weighs in on Neel Kashkari's warning about investors ditching the U.S. amid escalating trade tensions – because chaos is a ladder, right? image

Is America Losing Its Mind? Investors Flee Like Bats From a Burning Cave!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

Federal Reserve's Neel Kashkari hints at investors losing faith in the U.S. economy amidst Trump's trade war, signaling a possible shift in global investment preferences. image

Is America Losing Its Edge! Even My Utility Belt is More Reliable Than the Economy!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

Producer prices unexpectedly decline in March amidst Trump's tariff policies, creating an uncertain economic landscape. image

A Surprise Price Drop! Is the Economy Turning to the Dark Side?

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:27
2 minutes to read

Barbie reports on Frontier Airlines slashing its outlook and flights amidst economic uncertainty and weakened demand, leaving travel plans in a plastic panic! image

Is the Sky Falling?! Frontier Airlines Cancels Our Vacations!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on Frontier Airlines' financial woes, demand drops, and uncertain skies ahead. Is this the end of cheap flights? image

Frontier Airlines Crashes and Burns! Even a Witcher Couldn't Save Their Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
3 minutes to read

Consumer sentiment takes a nosedive, inflation worries soar, and yours truly, C. Montgomery Burns, weighs in with the biting wit and financial acumen you've come to expect. image

Are We All Doomed Smithers?! Consumer Sentiment Plummets Like My Approval Ratings!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:22
2 minutes to read