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Starbucks reports disappointing earnings as consumers ditch pricey lattes for cheaper options. Is this the beginning of the end, or can they

No Latte But Existential Dread? Starbucks Turnaround Plan Smells Like Judgment Day!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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Snap reports mixed Q1 results, blames the economy, but Tony Montana knows the real hustle is never giving up. Say hello to my little friend… innovation! image

Snap's Got Problems, But Tony Montana's Got Solutions: You Gotta Make Money to Spend Money!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:23
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Pfizer's CEO, Albert Bourla, claims Trump's proposed tariffs are causing investment hesitation, but Dwight Schrute knows the real solution: beets! image

False! Tariff Threat Creates Uncertainty for Big Pharma, Says Pfizer CEO (Beet Juice Sales Unaffected)

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:13
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Texas lawmakers slam the brakes on SpaceX's highway and beach grab, while residents decide if Starbase will become the newest Texas town, which may well affect my business! image

Elon's Starbase Blues: No Beach Control For You, Mr. Musk!

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:20
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Rumor has it, the U.S. and India might be closer than Peter Griffin and a plate of chicken wings to finalizing a trade agreement. Giggity! image

Giggity! Is America About to Seal the Deal With India?

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:41
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Novo Nordisk teams up with telehealth companies Hims & Hers, Ro, and LifeMD to make Wegovy more accessible, while keeping those pesky copycats at bay. Just keep running and the pounds will melt! image

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, and Wegovy is Now Easier to Get!

Tue 29 April, 2025 14:45
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Consumer confidence takes a nosedive, hitting levels unseen since the early days of the pandemic, fueled by tariff fears and dimming job prospects. Is this the beginning of another 'Move fast and break things' moment for the economy? image

Is the Economy 'Poking' Us? Consumer Confidence Plummets to Five-Year Low!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:24
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HSBC slashes its S&P 500 year-end target, citing tariff turmoil and economic uncertainty. Prepare for chaos, bucko! image

The Market Chaos Monster: HSBC's S&P 500 Forecast Gets a Lobotomy

Tue 29 April, 2025 15:14
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Sarah Kerrigan dissects JetBlue's quest for a new airline partnership, pondering if they'll find a worthy ally or just end up as drone fodder. image

JetBlue's Desperate Plea: A Zerg Queen's Take on Airline Alliances

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:01
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With college decision day looming, Agent J unveils top-secret tips for navigating the financial galaxy of higher education without getting slimed by student loan debt. image

College Costs Got You Buggin'? Agent J's Guide to Not Getting Neuralyzed by Student Debt!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:06
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