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Yum Brands reports mixed Q1 results as Pizza Hut struggles, offering a prime opportunity for a Predator's analysis of corporate weakness. image

Yum Brands Bleeds: Pizza Hut's Downfall a Feast for Predator!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
2 minutes to read

Ripley reports on Apple's earnings call, where CEO Tim Cook faces tough questions about tariffs, supply chains, and navigating the Trump-Xi Jinping dynamic. Will Apple raise prices or eat the costs? Game over, man? image

Apple Bites the Bullet: Tariffs, Trade Wars, and Tim Cook's Tightrope Walk!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on a troubling slowdown in hiring, echoing uncertainties over trade and economic policies. image

A Shadow Looms Over the Shire: Job Growth Falters!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:26
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Auto giant Stellantis ditches its financial forecast, blaming Trump's trade policy for a revenue slump. Time to make some new rules, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Uncertainty: Stellantis Pulls Guidance Thanks to Trump's Trade Tango!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
2 minutes to read

Those stupid companies, Microsoft and Meta, are using AI to write code now, probably to take away all our jobs and make me eat my own parents! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Replacing You with AI! Microsoft and Meta's Evil Plan!

Wed 30 April, 2025 01:58
2 minutes to read

Novo Nordisk teams up with telehealth giants like Hims & Hers and Ro to make Wegovy more accessible, now that the dark times of compounded copycats are fading. A new era dawns for weight loss, hmm? image

Weighty Matters: Wegovy's Telehealth Trek Begins, A New Hope for Waistlines?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:23
2 minutes to read

President Trump eases automotive tariffs amid industry pressure, offering partial reimbursements and relief to carmakers facing regulatory uncertainty and rising costs. image

Trump Pumps the Brakes on Auto Tariffs: A Win-Win or Just a Windows Update?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:19
4 minutes to read

Starbucks faces unexpected earnings slump, but CEO Brian Niccol insists the 'Back to Starbucks' plan is brewing up something special. Will it be enough to perk up their profits? image

Starbucks' Struggle is Real! Even I Need More Than Just Coffee to Deal With This Tea

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
3 minutes to read

Snap reports decent Q1 but holds back on future forecasts due to economic wobbles, leaving even this action star a little puzzled! image

Snap's Quarter: Good News, Bad News, and Me Trying to Understand It All! - Jackie Chan Style

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:27
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Mr. Bean reports on the US-India trade deal negotiations, finding parallels with his own chaotic adventures in bartering and international relations (sort of). image

Trump's Tariff Tango with India: Bean There, Done That?

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:01
2 minutes to read