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Market volatility following President Trump's tariff announcement forces Klarna and StubHub to postpone their IPO plans, leaving investors in a state of uncertainty. image

Trump Strikes Again! Are Klarna and StubHub Cooking Up a New Plan?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:28
2 minutes to read

Glen Quagmire reports on the iShares MSCI Emerging Markets ETF's dramatic drop amid tariff fears, leaving investors wondering if they should 'giggity' their assets elsewhere. image

Emerging Markets in Freefall! Is Your Portfolio Ready for This Giggity?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:26
3 minutes to read

President Trump extends the deadline for TikTok's U.S. operations sale, sparking ongoing negotiations and potential tariff adjustments with China. Oh dear, this is worse than the time Brian tried to explain cryptocurrency. image

Tick Tock! Will Trump Ban TikTok or Give it Another Extension?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 19:51
4 minutes to read

President Trump unveils 'reciprocal' tariffs, but economists and trade partners are calling BS on his calculations. It's like he's making this stuff up! image

Trump's Tariffs Are Screwing Everyone Over Except Me! Respect My Authoritah!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:30
2 minutes to read

President Trump's new tariffs trigger market chaos and congressional unease, raising fears of a global economic showdown. image

Trump Unleashes Tariff Apocalypse! Is This the End of the Economic Jungle?

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:34
3 minutes to read

Stock market analysts fear the S&P 500 may follow the Nasdaq into bear territory amid tariff tensions, potentially leading to a 'dramatic, scary fall' reminiscent of past economic crises. image

Market Meltdown! Is the S&P 500 About to Go Xenomorph on Your Portfolio?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:12
3 minutes to read

A Microsoft employee disrupts the company's anniversary celebration to protest the use of AI by the Israeli military, sparking debate and raising ethical concerns. image

Microsoft's 50th Anniversary Turns Into a Battle of Wills! Is AI Going Too Far?

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:46
3 minutes to read

Princess Zelda reports on AppLovin's ambitious bid to acquire TikTok and the ongoing saga of its U.S. fate. image

TikTok's Destiny: Will AppLovin Conquer All?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:26
3 minutes to read

Mario reports on job cuts at the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services and their potential impact on healthcare programs. image

Mama Mia! Are Massive Healthcare Cuts About to Spoil Our Mushroom Kingdom?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:10
3 minutes to read

Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer blames President Trump's tariffs for the recent dip in Microsoft's stock, sparking concerns among investors and raising questions about the future of global computing. image

Microsoft's Stock Plummets! Blame Trump's Tariffs, Says Billionaire Ballmer!

Fri 04 April, 2025 21:04
3 minutes to read