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Ace Ventura investigates how Trump's tariffs are causing Ford to pump the brakes on their 2025 financial forecasts. Allllrighty then! image

Ford's Tariff Tango: Is Trump Playing Games with Our Gas Guzzlers?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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Mr. Bean investigates Trump's claim of low gas prices, finds a few surprises and a lot of hot air! image

Trump Claims Gas Under Two Dollars A Gallon! Really?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:45
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Donald Trump floats a 100% tariff on foreign films, sparking debate and leaving Hollywood wondering if they're starring in a new dystopian sequel. image

Hasta la Vista, Hollywood? Trump Threatens Film Tariffs in Latest Reality Show Twist

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:15
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Tony Montana reports on Waymo's expansion, comparing their robotaxi ambitions to his own empire-building, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and '80s movie references. image

Say Hello to My Little Robotaxi Empire! Waymo Doubling Down, Like I Doubled My Money!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
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OpenAI ditches the full-throttle for-profit route, sticking with its nonprofit roots after pressure from all sides. Looks like family still matters, even in Silicon Valley. image

OpenAI Does a 180: Stays True to Family (the Nonprofit) After Billion-Dollar Temptation

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:25
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Asmongold breaks down Treasury Secretary Bessent's pitch to global investors on Trump's economic agenda – tariffs, tax cuts, and deregulation – and asks, 'Whose Azeroth is this, anyway?' image

Trump's 'Harvest' Plan: Is It Just a Loot Piñata for the Ultra-Rich?

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:23
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Student loan repayments are back, and millions of borrowers are about to see their credit scores plummet. Time to buy everyone new cars? image

Default Apocalypse: Millions Face Credit Score Doomsday! (I Might Just Give Away a Billion Dollars)

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:53
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Amidst rising tariffs, the Supreme Leader suggests Americans may possess… *too many* dolls. 2B analyzes the efficiency implications and contemplates the existential dread of excess. image

Resistance is Frivolous: Supreme Leader Decrees Dolls are the Enemy of Efficiency!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:51
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Tariffs and uncertainty throw Ford's 2025 plans into question, leaving investors more anxious than facing a Sharingan! image

Believe It! Ford's Finances in a Rasengan Whirlwind!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

NPR and PBS CEOs are lawyering up after Trump's executive order threatens to defund public broadcasting. Local news and Sesame Street are on the line, so you know it's serious. image

Trump's Funding Cuts to NPR and PBS: Are We Screwed, Dudes?

Sun 04 May, 2025 18:01
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