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New tariffs imposed by the Trump administration are hitting imports from 86 countries, with China facing a staggering 104% rate. Is this economic evolution or just another primal scream? image

Trump Tariffs Go Full Swarm! Is Your Wallet Ready for the Zerg Rush?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:29
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns of a likely U.S. recession due to trade war tariffs, sparking market instability and economic uncertainty, hmmm? image

Recession Looms! Jamie Dimon Sees Economic Doom!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:55
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Canada retaliates against U.S. auto tariffs with its own levies, targeting U.S.-produced vehicles and parts while offering potential relief through a 'remission framework.' Will this spark a trade war or just a minor fender-bender? image

Is This the End of Cars?! Canada Slaps Tariffs on US Autos!

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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Canada retaliates against U.S. auto tariffs with their own carefully calibrated levies, throwing a wrench (or maybe a hockey puck) into North American automotive trade, eh? image

Oh, Canada! Eh-conomic Warfare with Trump's Tariffs Gets a Maple Syrup Makeover!

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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Goldman Sachs is worried about a potential recession and what it means for the stock market, and girl, I'm worried about what it means for my Birkin collection! image

OMG! Is the Economy About to Have a Major Kim K Breakup?! Goldman Sachs Sounds the Alarm!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:11
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Delta Air Lines scales back expansion plans due to weak bookings, pointing fingers at Trump's trade policies. Seems like someone's losing their appetite for dinero! image

Delta Airlines is Going Downhill Faster Than I Did! Blame Trump?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the wild ride of mortgage rates, a surge in demand, and the ever-elusive quest for affordable homes. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers Mortgage Rates Plunge Then Soar What Be This Sorcery!

Wed 09 April, 2025 11:56
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Isomorphic Labs, spun out of Google DeepMind, is using AI to revolutionize drug discovery, aiming to solve all disease with the help of AlphaFold and a hefty $600 million investment. image

Google's Secret Weapon Against Disease Revealed! Chuck Norris Approved!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:19
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Leela reports on Google allowing clients to run their Gemini AI models in their own data centers, even if you're hoarding top-secret government intel! image

Good News Everyone! Google's Gemini AI is Coming to Your Data Centers!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:00
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A federal judge rules against the White House for barring Associated Press reporters, citing First Amendment violations after a dispute over the name of the Gulf of Mexico. image

They Tried to Silence the Press? This is What Happened!

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:09
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