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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on the OpenAI lawsuit against Elon Musk, adding his signature flair and a healthy dose of self-confidence. image

OpenAI Sues Elon Musk! Is He REALLY Trying to Sabotage Them?! SIIIUUUUUU!

Thu 10 April, 2025 02:01
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Lionel Messi reports on Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch delay due to weather, highlighting the competition with SpaceX's Starlink and Elon Musk's growing influence. image

Amazon's Space Dream Delayed! Is Elon Musk to Blame?

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:08
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the wild ride of the stock market, Trump's tariff tango, and whether this rally is the real deal or just a puff of smoke. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle! Did Trump Just Save the Market or Is It All Smoke and Mirrors?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:27
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Apple's stock price surged after a temporary tariff pause, adding billions to its market cap and marking its best day in decades. Is this peace in our time, or just a temporary truce in the trade wars? image

Did Trump Just Save Apple?! You Won't Believe What Happened!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:21
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Dr. Evil analyzes Constellation Brands' recent struggles with tariffs, portfolio repositioning, and lowered financial outlook, pondering how this impacts his own diabolical schemes. image

Constellation Brands' Evil Plan for World Beer Domination Foiled by...Tariffs?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:20
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A temporary pause in tariff rates on pharmaceuticals provides a fleeting reprieve for drugmakers, but the long-term implications of potential tariffs loom large, threatening to disrupt supply chains and raise drug costs for patients. Excellent. image

Tariffs Tantrums and Tinctures! Will Trump's Trade Wars Poison Your Medicine Cabinet?

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:12
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Your girl PC breaks down Anthropic's new subscription tier for Claude, because who needs sleep when you can have AI? image

Claude's Max Plan: Is It Worth More Than My Met Gala Dress?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 17:20
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Amazon's Project Kuiper is gearing up to compete with Starlink, potentially shaking up the satellite internet market and challenging Musk's dominance. image

Elon Musk's Starlink Faces a New Challenger! Is This the End of the Line?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:05
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Rocky Balboa weighs in on the potential impact of foreign countries selling U.S. mortgage-backed securities on the housing market, amidst rising mortgage rates and economic uncertainty. image

Yo Adrian, Are Rising Mortgage Rates Gonna Knock Us Out!

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:00
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Drugmaker shares plummet after Trump threatens tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, sparking fears of disrupted supply chains and higher drug costs. Is this a #RealAndTrue disaster? image

Trump's Tariff Tirade Tanks Pharma Stocks! Is This the End of Baldness Cures?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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