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Barbie reports on Frontier Airlines slashing its outlook and flights amidst economic uncertainty and weakened demand, leaving travel plans in a plastic panic! image

Is the Sky Falling?! Frontier Airlines Cancels Our Vacations!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Frontier Airlines' financial woes, demand drops, and uncertain skies ahead. Is this the end of cheap flights? image

Frontier Airlines Crashes and Burns! Even a Witcher Couldn't Save Their Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
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Consumer sentiment takes a nosedive, inflation worries soar, and yours truly, C. Montgomery Burns, weighs in with the biting wit and financial acumen you've come to expect. image

Are We All Doomed Smithers?! Consumer Sentiment Plummets Like My Approval Ratings!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:22
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Peter Navarro encourages Americans to buy stocks amidst market volatility, echoing Trump's optimism and dismissing concerns about tariff-induced slowdowns. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Trump Advisor Says Buy Stocks?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:11
2 minutes to read

Meta faces a high-stakes antitrust trial with the FTC, potentially leading to the divestiture of Instagram and WhatsApp, testing the boundaries of US antitrust laws. image

Is Zuck Dunking on the American Dream?! Meta's Monopoly Trial Could Change Everything!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

The dream of an American-made iPhone is hitting a few speed bumps, with analysts saying it's either Mission: Impossible or costs more than a souped-up Lykan Hypersport. image

Uncle Sam's iPhone?! Family, We Got a Problem!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

The Supreme Court orders the Trump administration to facilitate the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, wrongly deported to El Salvador, while seeking clarification on the extent of the order. image

Abrego Garcia's Great Escape Supreme Court to the Rescue!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
1 minutes to read

A Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador gets a glimmer of hope as the Supreme Court questions the Trump administration's actions and demands clarification on his return. image

Deported Then Jailed?! Supreme Court Drops Truth Bomb on Trump Era Fiasco!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
2 minutes to read

Elon Musk's xAI faces scrutiny in Memphis over alleged environmental violations related to its data center's power usage, raising concerns about air quality and regulatory compliance. image

Elon's xAI Data Center in Hot Water! Is This the End of Grok?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:17
3 minutes to read

A tragic helicopter crash in the Hudson River claims six lives, including a family from Spain, prompting investigations and memories of past aviation accidents in Manhattan. Excellent! image

Dastardly Disaster or Divine Dividend Helicopter Horror in Hudson!

Thu 10 April, 2025 22:22
2 minutes to read