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Shrek reports on the hilariously messy situation involving El Salvador refusing to return a deported man to the U.S., sparking a feud between presidents and leaving everyone wondering, 'What's up with all the layers?' image

What in Tarnation! Trump and El Salvador President in a Swampy Standoff Over Deported Guy!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:49
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Webull's stock skyrockets after merging with a SPAC, giving it a near $30 billion market cap, but concerns linger over its Chinese ties. image

Webull Stock Goes Absolutely Bonkers! Is This the Next Big Thing or Another Ultron?

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:44
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Harvard University defies the Trump administration's demands to eliminate DEI programs and screen international students, risking billions in federal funding but standing firm on academic freedom. image

Harvard Says No Way! Trump's DEI Demands Face Tomb Raider Style Rejection!

Mon 14 April, 2025 19:52
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Apple's market cap bounces back above $3 trillion after tariff exemptions, but is this victory just a temporary power-up? image

Apple Stock Soars Back to 3 Trillion! Did Captain Marvel Just Save Your iPhone?

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:17
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Professor Farnsworth dissects the diplomatic kerfuffle surrounding Kilmar Abrego Garcia's deportation and the subsequent Supreme Court ruling, finding it all rather... curious. image

Good News Everyone! Trump and El Salvador Team Up to Keep Undesirables Out! Or Do They?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:18
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President Trump hints at aid for automakers amid tariff pressures, sending stock prices on a rollercoaster ride. A perspective from yours truly, Albert Einstein! image

Trump's Automotive Tariff Tango! Will Car Stocks Dance or Crash?

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
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Jinx reports on Christopher Waller's 'transitory' tariff predictions, comparing it to a football blunder and wondering when things will EXPLODE! image

Waller Says Tariffs are Transitory What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:13
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An exclusive peek into the economic buzz surrounding Trump's tariffs, potential trade deals, and whether a recession is *actually* coming, all while staying fabulous. image

OMG! Is the US Economy About to Get a Major Makeover? Or is it Just Another Filter?

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:34
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Elon Musk (probably) weighs in on Nvidia's ambitious plan to bring AI supercomputer manufacturing to the U.S., fueled by tariffs, digital twins, and a healthy dose of American ingenuity. image

Nvidia to Build AI Supercomputers in the USA! Are We Finally Winning?

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:51
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A New York Federal Reserve survey reveals growing consumer anxieties about inflation, unemployment, and stock market instability amidst global trade tensions. image

Economic Armageddon is Upon Us! Are We Doomed?

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:27
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