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A Witcher's take on the US-China trade agreement, filled with more sarcasm than a succubus at a poetry slam. image

Tariffs and Tributes: Did China Just Outsmart the Bloody Baron of Trade?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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Montgomery Burns reacts to Trump's executive order to link U.S. drug prices to those of other developed countries, finding humor and potential profit in the chaos. image

Excellent! Trump's Plan to Fleece Foreigners for Lower Drug Prices! Hee Hee Hee!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:54
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McDonald's announces a massive hiring blitz, but is it just trying to butter up Trump and dodge those pesky health nuts? image

Eat My Shorts! McDonald's Hiring Spree: A Trump-Sized McScandal?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
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Captain America weighs in on President Trump's latest executive order aimed at slashing drug prices by linking them to lower costs in other countries, questioning its effectiveness and potential impact on the pharmaceutical industry. image

Trump's 'Most Favored Nation' Drug Policy: Is It A Hail Hydra Move?

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:07
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Borat reports on Trump's talk with Apple CEO Tim Cook after tariff suspension agreement with China, potentially boosting Apple's business in the USA. Chenqui! image

Great Success! Trump and Apple Man Make Deal, Maybe Very Nice!

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:56
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Sources say Trump is considering accepting a Boeing 747-8 from Qatar to use as Air Force One, sparking controversy and raising legal and ethical questions, because apparently, everything has to be weird now. image

Trump's New Ride: A Qatar-Sized Reality Check (Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!)

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:45
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General Motors recruits Sterling Anderson, formerly of Tesla and Aurora Innovation, to lead product development, balancing gas and electric vehicles while aiming to outpace Tesla in technology. image

Hasta la Vista, Tesla! GM Snags Ex-Tesla Exec to Supercharge Product Line!

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:26
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Rocky Balboa sizes up the news of Qatar's potential gift of a Boeing 747 to the U.S. for use as Air Force One, while Boeing faces delays and political turbulence ensues. image

Yo Adrian! Trump Considers a Free Ride: Qatar's Air Force One Offer Got Me Thinkin'!

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:22
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Treasury Secretary Bessent discusses the US's strategic decoupling from China, emphasizing resilience over efficiency and focusing on key sectors like steel and semiconductors. image

Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Economies: US and China Take a Detour on the Road to Decoupling!

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:20
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A Vulcan's detached observation on President Trump's latest attempt to lower drug prices by benchmarking them against international costs, sparking debate and potential legal battles. image

Trump's "Most Favored Nation" Drug Policy: Illogical or Ingenious?

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:44
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