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Fred Flinstone reports on Elon Musk's Grok chatbot spouting off about 'white genocide' in South Africa like it's Bedrock gossip! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! That Grok Chatbot's Gone Bonkers!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:19
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Hulk analyze Cisco's report card: Money go up, AI make big noise, and Splunk make security strong. Hulk maybe invest! image

Hulk SMASHES Cisco's Earnings Report! Numbers Make Hulk... Intrigued?

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:08
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Stock brokerage platform eToro's successful IPO debut on Nasdaq sparks renewed Wall Street interest after a long dry spell, leaving Rambo to question the system. image

eToro Goes Full Metal Jacket on Nasdaq: Wall Street Sees Green, Rambo Sees Red (Tape)

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:16
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James Bond investigates Toyota's revamped electric vehicle, now simply named 'bZ,' boasting improved range, horsepower, and charging capabilities, aiming to electrify the competition. image

Toyota's Electric Shock: From Zero to bZ, A 007 Reconnaissance Report

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:14
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Homer Simpson reports on the latest inflation figures, tariff threats, and wonders where the donuts fit into all this economic mumbo jumbo. image

Doh! Inflation Slower Than Expected, But Trump's Tariffs Loom Like Marge's Hair!

Tue 13 May, 2025 19:57
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A federal court is challenging President Trump's tariffs, questioning his authority to unilaterally impose import taxes. Is this the end of his economic power play? image

Tariff Tantrums! Court Slaps Down Trump's Trade Policies!

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:20
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Andrew Witty steps down as UnitedHealth Group CEO, company suspends forecast, and the stock market takes a hit. What's next for healthcare, y'all? image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle, UnitedHealth CEO Dip Out! Is the Healthcare System About to Get Doggystyle?

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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Rambo reports on Trump's Saudi Arabia deals, Syrian sanctions lift, and whether it's a masterstroke or a mission impossible. image

Trump's Saudi Shuffle: $600 Billion Boondoggle or a Chance at Greatness?

Tue 13 May, 2025 19:34
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General Motors is betting on a new battery technology to make electric SUVs and trucks more affordable, but is it truly a game-changer or just another lasso of lies? image

GM's Electric Dreams: Cheaper Batteries to the Rescue! (Or is it?) - Wonder Woman Investigates!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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Dr. Evil analyzes Microsoft's decision to axe 6,000 employees despite booming profits, because even evil geniuses need to stay competitive...and maybe downsize a few unnecessary layers of management. Muhahaha! image

Microsoft's Layoffs: A Bloated Empire Strikes Back (at its Employees!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:03
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