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John Rambo dissects Trump's claims that Comey's cryptic social media post was a call for assassination, blending satire, humor, and hard truths. image

Trump's 'Eighty-Six' Obsession: Is Comey the Next Target?

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:07
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Even American-made cars have a surprising amount of foreign parts! Can we make a 100% USA car? Not bloody likely! image

Groovy Baby! Ford's Expedition: More Global Than You Think, Yeah!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:23
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Elon Musk's xAI scrambles to fix Grok after unauthorized modifications led to controversial responses on a sensitive political topic, promising transparency and enhanced monitoring. image

Grok Apologizes for Accidental 'White Genocide' Chat – Even I, Wonder Woman, Was Surprised!

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:22
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Chipmaker Cerebras sets sights on a 2025 IPO after securing clearance for UAE deal, aiming to compete with Nvidia in the AI market. Oh, behave! image

Yeah Baby! Cerebras Aims for Groovy 2025 IPO with a Little Help from My Friends (and the UAE!)

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
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A gang of crypto thieves got caught spending $265 million on fast cars, nightclubs, and exotic rentals. Time to clean up this mess! image

Crypto Crooks BUSTED! These Guys Were Living MY Dream!

Thu 15 May, 2025 22:07
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on how Nvidia's investment in CoreWeave, a GPU rental firm for AI training, has yielded a massive profit boost, proving that sometimes, you have to risk it for the biscuit. image

Nvidia's Dragons Soar: From $900 Million to $1.6 Billion Thanks to CoreWeave's AI Fire!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:34
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A satirical look at the US Army's 250th anniversary parade coinciding with Donald Trump's birthday, and whether it aligns with the WEF's vision of a 'Great Reset'. image

Trump's Birthday Parade: A $45 Million Salute to the Great Reset... of American Pride?

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:47
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MJ weighs in on the controversy surrounding Trump's potential acceptance of a $400 million jet from Qatar, sparking legal, ethical, and national security debates in Congress. image

Is Qatar Tryna Trade Me for Air Force One? That's a Foul!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:49
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Cava defies restaurant industry slump with impressive sales growth, proving that family (and delicious bowls) always wins. image

Cava's Got the Nitro! Mediterranean Chain Leaves Fast Food in the Dust!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:22
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UnitedHealth Group faces a criminal probe over Medicare fraud allegations, leading to a massive stock drop and potential Dow Jones removal. Is this another Blizzard Entertainment moment, or can they pull through? image

UnitedHealth Group's Stock PLUMMETS! Is This the ENDGAME?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:08
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