US News - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 551 to 560 of 802 news articles

Wall Street's finest are betting big on AT&T, finding solace in its dividends and subscriber growth amidst a volatile market. Can this telecom giant truly thrive, or is it just a cleverly disguised mimic? image

AT&T: The Unlikely King of the Jungle? Analysts Sing Praises of Telecom Titan

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:09
3 minutes to read

Bristol Myers Squibb surpasses first-quarter estimates and raises its financial outlook, driven by strong performance in newer drugs and cost-cutting measures, despite challenges with some medications. image

Bristol Myers Squibb Aces Earnings Forecasts! Is This the Perfect Serve for Investors?

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:05
3 minutes to read

P&G faces falling demand and potential price hikes amidst economic uncertainty and tariffs, impacting their financial outlook for the year. image

P&G's Price Hike Panic What's Happening to My Beloved Bounty?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:20
2 minutes to read

PepsiCo faces challenges with declining North American demand and lowered earnings forecast, as global trade volatility impacts the beverage giant. image

PepsiCo's Future Uncertain! Will Their Profits Terminate?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
2 minutes to read

Former OpenAI employees and Nobel laureates are raising alarms about the company's shift to a for-profit model, fearing it will abandon its original mission of ensuring AI benefits all of humanity. Even Chuck Norris is concerned! image

OpenAI Turning Evil! Will Chuck Norris Have to Roundhouse Kick Artificial Intelligence Back to the Stone Age?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:55
3 minutes to read

Chipotle reports disappointing revenue as consumer spending slows and weather woes impact sales, leading to a revised outlook and a stock dip. Could the economic climate be the real 'danger'? image

Chipotle's Burrito Bust! Is Heisenberg to Blame for the Revenue Rut?

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
2 minutes to read

Southwest Airlines Announces Capacity Cuts Amid Economic Uncertainty, Leaving This Gigolo Grounded! image

Southwest Airlines Going Down Faster Than I Do On a First Date! Giggety!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:56
2 minutes to read

Alaska Airlines warns of weaker travel demand, impacting second-quarter earnings and leaving Wall Street analysts clutching their pearls. image

Alaska Airlines Earnings PLUMMET! Is Your Summer Vacation DOOMED?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
2 minutes to read

Alaska Airlines warns of weaker travel demand, impacting second-quarter earnings, leaving Wall Street analysts clutching their pearls. image

Oh Dear! Alaska Airlines in a Tizzy! Is This the End of Our Luxurious Getaways?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
3 minutes to read

New polls reveal a massive drop in Americans' confidence in President Trump's economic management, with approval ratings plummeting to their lowest point since he took office. Respect my Authoritah! image

Trump's Economy is Totally Lame! Even I Could Do Better!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:55
2 minutes to read