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Like, President Trump is all about deep-sea mining to beat China, but is it gonna, like, ruin the ocean? We need to talk about this! image

OMG! Trump's Diving Deep: Is Deep-Sea Mining the New Lip Kit?

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
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A critical look at Donald Trump's executive order to fast-track deep-sea mining, its potential environmental impact, and the international backlash it's stirring. image

Trump's Deep-Sea Dive: A Muggle Mishap or a Mineral Miracle?

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
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Amazon sellers are facing rising costs due to tariffs on Chinese goods, forcing them to raise prices and adapt to a changing economic landscape, impacting both merchants and consumers. It's like a Cruel Summer for our wallets! image

Amazon's 'Era' of Affordable Prices Ending? Even I'm Shook!

Fri 25 April, 2025 12:00
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, fueling speculation about a third term. Kerrigan dissects this Terran political anomaly with Zerg wit and psionic insight. image

TRUMP 2028: Another Mutation? Kerrigan's Take on the Terran Power Play!

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:58
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Agent J investigates Intel's recession prediction amidst tariff turmoil and chip stockpiles. Turns out, even silicon can't dodge a bullet... or a trade war. image

Intel's CFO Sounds the Alarm: Are We Headed for a Recession or Just Another Bug Hunt?

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:43
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James Bond investigates how President Trump's trade policies are casting a shadow over Google's advertising empire and its strategies to survive the economic turbulence. image

Google's Gamble: Can Alphabet Dodge Trump's Tariff Barrage?

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:50
3 minutes to read

The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking speculation about a potential third term despite constitutional limitations. Guess I'll need to brush up on my constitutional law along with my web-slinging! image

Trump 2028 Merch: Is This Reality or a Multiverse of Madness?

Thu 24 April, 2025 21:33
3 minutes to read

Alphabet's Waymo is dominating the self-driving market with 250,000 paid rides a week, leaving Tesla in the dust and proving that sometimes, you gotta spend money to make money. image

Waymo's Robotaxi Empire: Checkmate, Elon

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:05
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Wolfe Research predicts a potential S&P 500 crash to 3,700 if a recession hits, and Sarah Connor sees parallels to humanity's impending doom. image

Judgment Day for Your Portfolio? S&P 500 Could Tank Like a T-800 in Molten Steel!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:15
3 minutes to read

Tony Montana reports on the Trump Organization selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, hinting at a possible third term run despite constitutional limitations. Is it ambition, a joke, or a power play? I'm just reporting what I see, ese. image

Trump 2028: Rewrite the Rules? Say Hello to My Little Amendment!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:50
4 minutes to read