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United Airlines unveils a bigger, badder Polaris lounge in Chicago, escalating the hunt for high-value prey...err, customers. image

If It Bleeds, It Can Be Lounged: United's Polaris Lounge Gets a Savage Upgrade!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:01
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Even the King of the E-Commerce Sea Faces Choppy Waters! UBS analyst lowers Amazon's Q1 estimates due to tariff troubles, but still sees treasure ahead! image

Shishishi! Amazon's Treasure Chest Gets a Tariff Tangle!

Tue 29 April, 2025 10:00
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on how GM navigates Trump's tariffs, with investors eyeing 2025 guidance more than quarterly earnings. image

Winter is Coming for GM? Tariffs Threaten the Iron Throne of Auto Sales!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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The Trump administration launches investigations into Harvard University and its Law Review over alleged race-based selection processes, adding fuel to an already burning feud, and I'm just sipping my tea, watching it all unfold. image

Harvard's 'Blank Space' Era? Trump Admin Investigates Race-Based Article Selection, and I'm Just Here for the Drama

Mon 28 April, 2025 23:13
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Amazon's Project Kuiper launches its first satellites, aiming to rival Starlink and bring internet to everyone. Is this the next '...Baby One More Time' for Bezos? image

Oops!... They Did It Again! Amazon's Kuiper Satellites Take Off! Will It Be Stronger Than Yesterday?

Mon 28 April, 2025 23:25
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Senate report alleges Elon Musk used his influence within the government, particularly during the Trump administration, to avoid over $2 billion in potential liabilities across his various companies. image

A Shadow of Mordor in Washington? Musk Accused of Wizardry to Dodge Billions!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:51
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Donald Trump Jr.'s new D.C. club, 'Executive Branch,' boasts a $500,000 membership fee and promises Hyrule-level exclusivity... maybe even more rupees than Link has! image

Hyrule's Exclusive Club: Even Ganon Couldn't Afford This Membership!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:46
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Amidst visa policy changes, international students are rethinking their US college plans, but the allure of top-tier institutions remains strong, like my love for the ball. image

¡Qué Golazo! Uncertainty Looms Over US College Dreams, Even I'm Sweating!

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:47
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Luffy here, reporting on the weird grown-up fight between China and America about prices! They're playing a game of 'are we talking or not?' and it's making my head spin! image

Shishishi! China Says 'No Trade Talks!' Are They Hiding Treasure?

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:45
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A man, allegedly an illegal immigrant from Chile, is charged with stealing Kristi Noem's purse and using her credit cards. He claims alcohol-induced memory loss. Oh my yes! image

Good News Everyone! Chilean Thief Steals Purse from Homeland Security Secretary, Claims Alcohol Amnesia!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:10
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