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Novo Nordisk teams up with telehealth companies Hims & Hers, Ro, and LifeMD to make Wegovy more accessible, while keeping those pesky copycats at bay. Just keep running and the pounds will melt! image

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, and Wegovy is Now Easier to Get!

Tue 29 April, 2025 14:45
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Consumer confidence takes a nosedive, hitting levels unseen since the early days of the pandemic, fueled by tariff fears and dimming job prospects. Is this the beginning of another 'Move fast and break things' moment for the economy? image

Is the Economy 'Poking' Us? Consumer Confidence Plummets to Five-Year Low!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:24
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HSBC slashes its S&P 500 year-end target, citing tariff turmoil and economic uncertainty. Prepare for chaos, bucko! image

The Market Chaos Monster: HSBC's S&P 500 Forecast Gets a Lobotomy

Tue 29 April, 2025 15:14
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Sarah Kerrigan dissects JetBlue's quest for a new airline partnership, pondering if they'll find a worthy ally or just end up as drone fodder. image

JetBlue's Desperate Plea: A Zerg Queen's Take on Airline Alliances

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:01
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With college decision day looming, Agent J unveils top-secret tips for navigating the financial galaxy of higher education without getting slimed by student loan debt. image

College Costs Got You Buggin'? Agent J's Guide to Not Getting Neuralyzed by Student Debt!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:06
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The White House is easing automotive tariffs, and even I, the Master Chief, find myself pondering the economic battlefield. Buckle up, Marines, for a wild ride through the twists and turns of trade! image

Trump Taps the Brakes on Auto Tariffs: Master Chief Investigates!

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:45
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General Motors hits first-quarter targets but halts stock buybacks amidst Trump's tariff turmoil, leaving investors wondering if they've been slimed. image

GM's Financial Swamp: Trump's Tariffs Turn Dreams into Nightmares!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:58
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TD Cowen throws cold water on Hims & Hers, citing GLP-1 shortage resolution and potential revenue slowdown. Is this just a blip or a sign of tougher times ahead? image

Hims & Hers Downgraded: Is the Telehealth Party Over?

Tue 29 April, 2025 10:28
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Despite global trade tensions, Coca-Cola reports better-than-expected earnings, leaving rival Pepsi in the dust. But can even Coke survive the arena of modern economics? image

Coke Beats the Odds: Is This the Mockingjay of the Beverage Industry?

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:35
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Pfizer sharpens its pencil and trims expenses amidst fluctuating sales, proving even pharmaceutical giants must occasionally embrace the ways of a beet farmer. image

Pfizer Cuts Costs Like I Cut Beets: A Schrute Farms Analysis

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:51
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