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Elon Musk's government efficiency program falls short of initial projections, but he's still got time for memes and Tesla, apparently. Let's unpack this hot mess, besties! image

Elon's 'Doge' Savings: From $2 Trillion to... $160 Billion?! Girl, Math is Mathing... Kinda

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:05
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White House trade advisor Peter Navarro dismisses a drop in GDP, but is it a sign of deeper trouble brewing in the economic underworld? image

Gotham's GDP Dips: Is the Bat-Signal Pointing to Recession?

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:54
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Darth Vader analyzes Microsoft's Q3 earnings, the looming threat of tariffs, and Azure's wavering Force, all while pondering the Emperor's latest budget cuts. image

A Dark Lord's Take: Microsoft's Fiscal Forecast - Is the Force Weakening?

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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Barbie examines how potential tariff impacts and reduced ad spending from Chinese retailers like Temu and Shein might affect Meta's Q1 earnings and future AI investments. It's like, can we still afford the DreamCamper?! image

Metaverse Meltdown? Tariffs Threaten Meta's Dreamhouse Profits!

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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Homebuyers are ditching mortgage applications faster than Kenny ditches his parka in July, thanks to this totally lame economy. Even I, Eric Cartman, wouldn't buy a house right now! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Not Buying a House! (Because the Economy Sucks)

Wed 30 April, 2025 11:28
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Yum Brands reports mixed Q1 results as Pizza Hut struggles, offering a prime opportunity for a Predator's analysis of corporate weakness. image

Yum Brands Bleeds: Pizza Hut's Downfall a Feast for Predator!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
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Ripley reports on Apple's earnings call, where CEO Tim Cook faces tough questions about tariffs, supply chains, and navigating the Trump-Xi Jinping dynamic. Will Apple raise prices or eat the costs? Game over, man? image

Apple Bites the Bullet: Tariffs, Trade Wars, and Tim Cook's Tightrope Walk!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:00
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Gandalf reports on a troubling slowdown in hiring, echoing uncertainties over trade and economic policies. image

A Shadow Looms Over the Shire: Job Growth Falters!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:26
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Auto giant Stellantis ditches its financial forecast, blaming Trump's trade policy for a revenue slump. Time to make some new rules, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Uncertainty: Stellantis Pulls Guidance Thanks to Trump's Trade Tango!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
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Those stupid companies, Microsoft and Meta, are using AI to write code now, probably to take away all our jobs and make me eat my own parents! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Replacing You with AI! Microsoft and Meta's Evil Plan!

Wed 30 April, 2025 01:58
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