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Amidst rising tariffs, the Supreme Leader suggests Americans may possess… *too many* dolls. 2B analyzes the efficiency implications and contemplates the existential dread of excess. image

Resistance is Frivolous: Supreme Leader Decrees Dolls are the Enemy of Efficiency!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:51
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Tariffs and uncertainty throw Ford's 2025 plans into question, leaving investors more anxious than facing a Sharingan! image

Believe It! Ford's Finances in a Rasengan Whirlwind!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
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NPR and PBS CEOs are lawyering up after Trump's executive order threatens to defund public broadcasting. Local news and Sesame Street are on the line, so you know it's serious. image

Trump's Funding Cuts to NPR and PBS: Are We Screwed, Dudes?

Sun 04 May, 2025 18:01
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Move over, passive investing! Active ETFs are making a comeback, grabbing investor attention and reshaping the market. Is this the end of 'set it and forget it'? image

Index Funds are SO Last Season: Active ETFs Steal the Spotlight!

Sun 04 May, 2025 15:52
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In a recent interview, former President Trump claims credit for economic successes while attributing failures to his predecessor, sparking debate and raising eyebrows with his unique views on tariffs and childhood necessities. image

Trump's Economic Relativity: A Theory of Blame and Dolls

Sun 04 May, 2025 14:05
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Warren Buffett announces his impending retirement from Berkshire Hathaway, leaving shareholders stunned and the future uncertain. Has the Empire truly won, or is there still hope for a Rebel Alliance in the world of finance? image

The Oracle of Omaha's Departure: A Disturbance in the Force, or a Chance to Strike Back?

Sat 03 May, 2025 21:41
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The White House drops an AI bombshell: Trump as the Pope! Is this a sign, or just another wild ride? image

Donald Trump: From the White House to the Vatican? Family Weighs In!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Sarah Kerrigan dissects United Airlines' flight cancellations at Newark, blaming FAA staffing shortages and tech woes, while pondering if infested Terran technology could solve the problem. image

United Airlines' Newark Nightmare: Is the FAA asleep at the switch?

Fri 02 May, 2025 22:19
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Agent J investigates flight cancellations at Newark Airport, pointing fingers at FAA staffing issues and United Airlines' woes, all while keeping an eye out for extraterrestrial interference. image

Newark Flights Grounded! Is This an Alien Plot or Just Bad Air Traffic Control?

Fri 02 May, 2025 22:19
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Chinese retailer Temu shifts its U.S. business model in response to Trump's new rules on low-value shipments, altering product availability and pricing strategies. image

Temu's De Minimis Days are Done: How Trump's Tariffs Transformed the Discount King

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:38
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