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Credit Suisse AG settles for $511 million after conspiring to hide billions in offshore accounts, proving that even Swiss banks can't resist a bit of high-stakes financial drama. image

Credit Suisse's Risky Game: A Tax Evasion Plot Foiled, Darling!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:05
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President Trump wants to bring all the drug-making jobs back to America, so we can get our medicine without relying on those...other countries! Doh! image

Mmm...Medicine! Trump's Cookin' Up Drug Deals Right Here in the U.S. of A!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:49
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Snoop Dogg weighs in on the CFTC's surprising move to drop its appeal against KalshiEx, potentially opening the door for betting on U.S. political elections. Doggfather style! image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: CFTC Drops the Ball on Election Betting Ban!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:55
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Ace Ventura investigates how Trump's tariffs are causing Ford to pump the brakes on their 2025 financial forecasts. Allllrighty then! image

Ford's Tariff Tango: Is Trump Playing Games with Our Gas Guzzlers?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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Mr. Bean investigates Trump's claim of low gas prices, finds a few surprises and a lot of hot air! image

Trump Claims Gas Under Two Dollars A Gallon! Really?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:45
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Donald Trump floats a 100% tariff on foreign films, sparking debate and leaving Hollywood wondering if they're starring in a new dystopian sequel. image

Hasta la Vista, Hollywood? Trump Threatens Film Tariffs in Latest Reality Show Twist

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:15
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Tony Montana reports on Waymo's expansion, comparing their robotaxi ambitions to his own empire-building, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and '80s movie references. image

Say Hello to My Little Robotaxi Empire! Waymo Doubling Down, Like I Doubled My Money!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
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OpenAI ditches the full-throttle for-profit route, sticking with its nonprofit roots after pressure from all sides. Looks like family still matters, even in Silicon Valley. image

OpenAI Does a 180: Stays True to Family (the Nonprofit) After Billion-Dollar Temptation

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:25
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Asmongold breaks down Treasury Secretary Bessent's pitch to global investors on Trump's economic agenda – tariffs, tax cuts, and deregulation – and asks, 'Whose Azeroth is this, anyway?' image

Trump's 'Harvest' Plan: Is It Just a Loot Piñata for the Ultra-Rich?

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:23
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Student loan repayments are back, and millions of borrowers are about to see their credit scores plummet. Time to buy everyone new cars? image

Default Apocalypse: Millions Face Credit Score Doomsday! (I Might Just Give Away a Billion Dollars)

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:53
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