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Autonomous vehicles go up in flames amidst protests against immigration policies, raising questions about safety and the future of robotaxis. image

May the Odds Be Ever NOT in Waymo's Favor: Robotaxis Torched in LA Protests!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:18
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Just like when we split the treasure after an adventure, Warner Bros. is dividing its loot into two companies! One for movies and streams, the other for news and sports! It's gonna be a wild ride! image

Shishishi! Warner Bros. Discovery Splitting Up Like a Giant Meat Platter!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:58
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes Chipotle's attempt to revive flagging sales with a spicy new Adobo Ranch, questioning if it's a stroke of genius or a recipe for disaster. image

Good News Everyone! Chipotle's New Ranch: A Potential Sales Savior or Just Another Doomsday Device?

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:09
2 minutes to read

Your humble servant, Klaus Schwab, dissects the upcoming US-China trade talks, highlighting the delicate dance between economic superpowers and the imperative for global cooperation... or at least, controlled competition. image

Davos Dispatch: Steering US-China Trade Towards a 'Great Reset' (Again!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 00:02
3 minutes to read

A rift between Trump and Musk over a spending bill could shift political gears and leave the Republican party spinning its wheels. image

Family Feud: Trump and Musk's High-Octane Fallout Threatens the GOP's Ride

Sun 08 June, 2025 15:23
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Microsoft soars to a record high, fueled by AI alliances, proving that sometimes, even in a world of Amazons and tech titans, good partnerships can conquer all. image

By Zeus! Microsoft Reclaims Throne, Leaving Apple and Nvidia in the Dust!

Fri 06 June, 2025 18:50
3 minutes to read

Dr. Evil analyzes the latest jobs report, expressing concern over a potential economic slowdown that could impact his plans for world domination. image

One Million Jobs... ISN'T COOL: Economic Slowdown Threatens My Evil Empire Domination!

Thu 05 June, 2025 20:56
2 minutes to read

Broadcom crushes earnings expectations, fueled by soaring AI chip demand and a robust outlook for the coming quarter. Prepare for transformation! image

Broadcom's Energon Boost: AI Chips Fuel Cybertron-Sized Profits!

Thu 05 June, 2025 23:00
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A chronicle of the rapid disintegration of the relationship between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, from political alliance to public feud. image

Fascinating! Trump and Musk: From Bromance to Breakup at Warp Speed

Fri 06 June, 2025 07:43
2 minutes to read

A look at Apple's stumbles in the AI arena, their potential comeback strategies, and why even Tim Cook might be feeling a bit like Neville Longbottom in Potions class. image

Great Scott! Has Apple Blown a Fuse in the AI Race?

Fri 06 June, 2025 21:57
3 minutes to read