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Fred Flinstone reports on the latest tariff news, predicting a rockin' future with prices that might just make you shout 'Yabba Dabba Doo!' or maybe just 'D'oh!' image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Tariffs are Here to Stay!

Sun 11 May, 2025 14:27
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Captain Marvel investigates the Newark Airport fiasco, where tech glitches and controller shortages threaten summer travel, and potential solutions are discussed. Higher, further, faster to the rescue...or at least, to the gate on time! image

Holy Hala! Newark Airport's Having a Kree-sis! Flight Cuts Loom!

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:12
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Walgreens deploys micro-fulfillment centers with robots to streamline prescription filling, aiming to boost efficiency and free up pharmacists for patient care. A bold move towards the future, or just another doomsday device? image

Good News Everyone! Walgreens Unleashes Robot Army to Fill Your Pills!

Sun 11 May, 2025 12:00
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Saudi Aramco's recent earnings report shows a slight decrease in net profit, but don't worry, I've seen worse... like the metaverse launch. image

Aramco's Q1 Dip: Is This the End of Oil As We Know It or Just Another Monday?

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
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The Fake News won't tell you, but your favorite President brokered a phenomenal peace deal between India and Pakistan. SAD! image

HUGE! I, Trump, Single-Handedly Stopped World War 3 (Again!)

Sat 10 May, 2025 16:15
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Pope Leo XIV signals a focus on social justice and workers' rights in the age of AI, echoing past pontiffs while facing new technological challenges. image

New Pope vs. The Machines: AI's Got the Church in Its Sights!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:25
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Mr. Bean explores the possibility of the Federal Reserve being 'Too Late' in responding to economic challenges, much like his own delayed reactions to everyday mishaps. image

Oh, Dear! Is Mr. Powell Too Late? A Bean's Eye View of the Fed!

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:47
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Amidst escalating tensions, India and Pakistan agree to a ceasefire after mediation by the U.S., but can we really trust this peace? image

No Fate But What We Make: India and Pakistan Call a Truce (Thanks, Trump?)

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:31
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Mario dives into the news about how longer lifespans are making traditional retirement portfolios obsolete, suggesting it's-a time to jump into more stocks and consider bond ladders! Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! And I'm-a Here to Tell You Your Retirement Plan is-a Kaput!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:45
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Lara Croft dissects the Trump administration's consideration of suspending habeas corpus, finding echoes of ancient power struggles and questionable justifications. image

Trump Admin Eyes Suspending Habeas Corpus: 'I Don't Believe It!'...But Here's Why You Should

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:15
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