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General Motors is dropping 4 billion clams to build more gas-guzzlers in America, just like the good ol' days, which might make Trumpy-boy happy and me ready for a road trip! image

Holy Crap Lois! GM's Bringing Car Jobs Back to the Good Ol' US of A!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:24
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After a kerfuffle with ol' what's-his-name, Elon's Tesla bounces back with driverless car tests in Austin, leaving Donald Duck quacking with curiosity and a touch of skepticism! image

Aw, Phooey! Tesla's Back, Thanks to Daffy Driverless Cars!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:14
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Defense tech company Anduril, led by Palmer Luckey, plans to go public, aiming for big defense contracts and burying the hatchet with Meta for VR projects, all while raking in billions. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! image

Anduril Going Public? That's About as Smart as Jenny's Hippie Friends Investing in Apple, Says Forrest!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:02
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Starbucks introduces 'Green Dot Assist,' an AI assistant powered by Microsoft Azure's OpenAI, to simplify baristas' jobs and speed up service, raising questions about the future of personalized coffee experiences. image

Starbucks Brews Up AI Assistant: A Latte Automation or a Frappuccino of Errors?

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:52
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Donald Trump threatens 'heavy force' against protesters at his military parade, sparking debate over cost, optics, and the right to dissent. image

Trump's Parade of Peril: Protesters Beware, But Freedom Never Surrenders!

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:31
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Weather delays push back the launch of Amazon's Project Kuiper satellites, pitting them further behind in the space race against Elon Musk's Starlink. A clash of the titans, indeed! image

Odin's Delay! Amazon's Space Dreams Grounded... For Now!

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:25
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Undocumented immigrant Ramon Morales-Reyes, framed for threatening Trump, gets a bond, proving even in the darkest timeline, justice can sometimes prevail. But the system? Still trying to terminate his stay. image

Hasta La Vista, (Almost) Baby! Immigrant Framed for Trump Threat Gets a Break

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:22
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Tony Montana reports on Snap's upcoming AR glasses, packed with AI and a whole lot of 'say hello to my little friend' potential. image

Say Hello to My Little Specs! Tony Montana's Take on Snap's AR Glasses

Tue 10 June, 2025 17:10
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the staggering $134 million price tag for deploying National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles for immigration protests, a sum that could buy a whole lot of rum...and maybe a ship! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Troop Deployment Costs a King's Ransom!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:02
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Chuck Norris dissects the latest economic news, warning about inflation, government debt, and potential market cracks, all while delivering a roundhouse kick of humor. image

Chuck Norris on the Economy: When Bonds Get Tough, the Tough Issue Tariffs!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:10
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