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Master Chief reports on AMD's latest push into the AI chip market with the Instinct MI400 series, a potential disruptor aiming to take on Nvidia's dominance. Could this be the weapon humanity needs to win the AI wars? image

AMD's New AI Chips: Wake Me When You Need Me, Nvidia!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Bitcoin's sustained reign above $100,000, fueled by institutional dragon-riders and ETF inflows, proving that even the Mother of Dragons can adapt to a changing world. image

Winter Is NOT Coming: Bitcoin Defies the Night, Soars Past $100,000!

Thu 12 June, 2025 17:05
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Trump terminates California's electric vehicle mandate, saving the U.S. auto industry from, quote, 'destruction.' Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Trump Slaps Down California's Electric Dreams!

Thu 12 June, 2025 15:54
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Stewie Griffin investigates whether Trump's tariffs are inflating prices or just giving us a slight economic wedgie. image

Trump's Tariffs: A Load of Barnacles or Economic Armageddon?

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:02
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President Trump goes full Cartman on Fed Chair Jerome Powell, demanding lower interest rates and accusing him of costing the US a fortune. Blame Canada! image

Respect My Authoritah! Trump Calls Fed Chair Powell a Numbskull, Says He's Costing America $600 Billion!

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:26
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A look at how U.S. multinationals are using Ireland's tax laws to stash intellectual property and reduce their tax bills, much to the chagrin of some U.S. officials. image

Ireland's Corporate Tax Labyrinth: A Predator's Perspective on U.S. Firms and Vanishing Profits

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:10
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A look at the resurgence of Uranium Mining in the US, driven by surging energy demands from AI and renewed interest in nuclear power, with a dash of Muskian humor. image

Uranium Rush! How AI and a Nuclear Renaissance are Fueling the Next Space Race (on Earth!)

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:00
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Ace Ventura reports on Meta's legal smackdown against CrushAI for peddling non-consensual AI nudes - Shikkaka! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Meta Smells What CrushAI is Cookin' and Lays the Smack Down!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:00
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Amidst takeover speculation, ADNOC eyes BP's prized assets, potentially reshaping the energy landscape with a play for LNG and more. image

BP's Breakup Buzz: Is ADNOC About to Ace a Major Acquisition?

Thu 12 June, 2025 08:02
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Fred Flinstone reports on Elon Musk's plummeting popularity among Republicans after a spat with President Trump, leaving even this Bedrock resident scratching his head. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Musk's Popularity Takes a Dino-Sized Dive!

Thu 12 June, 2025 01:27
2 minutes to read