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It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Snowflake's latest power-up: acquiring Crunchy Data to boost their AI game! Mamma Mia! image

Snowflake Jumps High, High, High! Acquires Crunchy Data for a-More AI Power!

Tue 03 June, 2025 02:12
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Long-time Uber executive Pierre-Dimitri Gore-Coty departs after 13 years, while Andrew Macdonald steps up as COO, leaving one to wonder what ancient artifacts are at play in this corporate shuffle. image

Uber Executive Exodus: Is Someone Raiding the Tomb?

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:56
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Fred Flinstone reports on Alaska Airlines' new route to Rome, thanks to a dino-sized merger and those fancy Dreamliner jets! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Alaska Airlines Takes Flight to Rome!

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:56
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Ford reports a significant sales surge in May, driven by employee pricing and hybrid models, while EVs take a slight dip. Is it a sustainable strategy, or are we just really good at finding deals? image

Ford's 'From America, For America' Sales Soar! Is It Employee Pricing or a Skrull Plot?

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:45
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Captain America reports on McDonald's decision to bring back snack wraps in an attempt to boost sales after a disappointing quarter, examining the chicken wars and consumer demand. image

Snack Wraps Assemble! McDonald's Calls on Nostalgia to Fight Sluggish Sales

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang praises Nintendo's new Switch 2, calling it a tribute to Iwata-san's vision and a revolution in mobile gaming, and Borat agrees 'Very Nice!' image

Jagshemash! Nintendo Switch 2 Makes Borat Say "Very Nice!"

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:08
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According to some Congressman named Ro Khanna, kicking out international students is like shooting the US economy in the squanch. Apparently, they're good for more than just cheap labor... or something. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump's Visa Shenanigans Could Screw Over Silicon Valley, Says Some Guy

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:31
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Mayor Ras Baraka of Newark, NJ, is suing Alina Habba, Trump's former lawyer, for false arrest and malicious prosecution, claiming political motivations. image

Hasta La Vista, Habba: Newark Mayor Sues Trump's Ex-Lawyer Over Arrest

Tue 03 June, 2025 16:28
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Rocky Balboa reports on the clash between Trump and Paul over the new budget bill, filled with tax cuts, debt increases, and enough political jabs to make Apollo Creed wince. image

Trump vs. Paul: A Heavyweight Bout Over Big Bucks! Can This Budget Go the Distance?

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:10
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Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook warns that Trump's tariffs could reverse recent inflation progress and negatively impact the labor market. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Lisa Cook Says Tariffs Incoming! Incoming! Economy About To Get Rekt, Says Fed Official

Tue 03 June, 2025 17:37
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