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Master Chief weighs in on the U.S.-Ukraine minerals deal, geopolitical maneuvering, and whether Canada will ever become the 51st state. Spoiler alert: Cortana says 'Never say never.' image

Wake Me When You Need Me: U.S. Snags Minerals Deal with Ukraine, More 'Minerals for Muscle' on the Horizon?

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
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Examining the President's executive order to lower drug costs by aligning U.S. prices with those of other developed nations, its potential impact, and the skepticism surrounding its feasibility. image

Trump's Prescription for Price Wars: Logical or Illogical?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:38
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A tentative US-China trade deal sparks market optimism, but Batman suspects it's more smoke and mirrors from Trump's playbook. image

Gotham Gazette Exclusive: Is Trump Playing Games With Our Markets? A Bat-Analysis

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:34
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Darth Vader reports on the surprising impact of tariffs, as they bolster the treasury while the shadow of debt looms large. Is this the way to restore order to the galaxy...err, the economy? image

The Empire Strikes Back... at the Deficit! Tariffs Surge to Record Highs!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:40
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House Republicans propose raising the state and local tax deduction limit, potentially benefiting high-income earners and sparking debate in Congress. Will it help Barbie afford her Malibu dream life? image

SALT Deduction Drama: Will Barbie Get a Break on Her Dreamhouse Taxes?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:09
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A Witcher's take on the US-China trade agreement, filled with more sarcasm than a succubus at a poetry slam. image

Tariffs and Tributes: Did China Just Outsmart the Bloody Baron of Trade?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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Montgomery Burns reacts to Trump's executive order to link U.S. drug prices to those of other developed countries, finding humor and potential profit in the chaos. image

Excellent! Trump's Plan to Fleece Foreigners for Lower Drug Prices! Hee Hee Hee!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:54
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McDonald's announces a massive hiring blitz, but is it just trying to butter up Trump and dodge those pesky health nuts? image

Eat My Shorts! McDonald's Hiring Spree: A Trump-Sized McScandal?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
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Captain America weighs in on President Trump's latest executive order aimed at slashing drug prices by linking them to lower costs in other countries, questioning its effectiveness and potential impact on the pharmaceutical industry. image

Trump's 'Most Favored Nation' Drug Policy: Is It A Hail Hydra Move?

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:07
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Borat reports on Trump's talk with Apple CEO Tim Cook after tariff suspension agreement with China, potentially boosting Apple's business in the USA. Chenqui! image

Great Success! Trump and Apple Man Make Deal, Maybe Very Nice!

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:56
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