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Pharma companies are betting big on Antibody-Drug Conjugates (ADCs) to replace chemotherapy, but experts say there's still a long way to go. Will this be the 'whomp' that finally beats cancer? image

Good News, Meatbags! Newfangled Cancer Drugs Might Make Chemo Obsolete (Maybe!)

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:41
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President Trump's affinity for the UK, driven by personal fondness and strategic alignment, raises eyebrows and questions about the nature of power in the post-Matrix world. image

Trump's 'Special Relationship' with the UK: A Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:48
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Gandalf reports on Amazon's decision to expand Prime Day to a four-day event, examining its motives and potential impact on the retail realm. Prepare yourselves, for savings are coming! image

A Shadow Lengthens: Amazon's Prime Day Extends its Reign of Deals!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:00
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OpenAI Secures a $200M contract with the US Department of Defense to develop AI tools, marking a significant step into national security applications. I, Bill Gates, weigh in with my trademark blend of optimism, satire, and a healthy dose of techno-realism. image

OpenAI's $200 Million Pentagon Pact: Skynet or Just Smarter Spreadsheets?

Mon 16 June, 2025 22:25
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Chuck Norris weighs in on the Minnesota assassination case, delivering justice with a roundhouse kick of truth and a six-shooter of satire. image

Chuck Norris on Minnesota Manhunt: Justice Served...My Way!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:48
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Another delay for Amazon's Project Kuiper launch due to rocket issues, leaving Bezos to count sheep instead of satellites... for now. image

Amazon's Satellite Dreams Grounded...Again! Guess Bezos Needs a Bigger Ladder

Mon 16 June, 2025 18:02
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Ogre-the-top reaction to the shocking assassinations and attacks on Minnesota lawmakers; Shrek shares his swamp-sense on this ogre-whelming news. image

What in Tarnation? Swamp Dweller Shrek Reacts to Minnesota Mayhem!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:24
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After resisting for years, WhatsApp is finally succumbing to the allure of advertising, introducing ads in the 'Updates' tab and monetizing its Channels feature, much to the dismay of its original founders. image

WaWaWiWa! WhatsApp Gets the Facebook Treatment: Ads Invade Your Status!

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:00
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Feel the Heat: Celsius Stock Rises From the Ashes Like a Zerg Rebirth!

Mon 16 June, 2025 10:52
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TD Cowen says Celsius' growth is back, driven by a focus on women's energy drinks and smart acquisitions. Looks like someone's about to evolve! image

Feel the Burn, Humans: Celsius Stock Gets Zerg Rush Upgrade!

Mon 16 June, 2025 10:52
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