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That's right, meatbags! Your favorite bending unit reports on the U.S. turning Iranian nuclear facilities into radioactive scrap metal. Looks like someone's getting a time-out! image

Bite My Shiny Metal A**, Iran! Trump Nukes Nuclear Sites!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:14
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The Republican National Committee boasts a massive cash advantage over the Democratic National Committee, raising concerns about the Democrats' ability to compete in upcoming elections. image

RNC's Cash Mountain: Can Even Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick the DNC Back in the Game?

Sat 21 June, 2025 21:12
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Cartman reports on how Mark Zuckerberg is throwing mountains of cash at AI startups and talent to try and make Meta not suck. image

Zuckerberg's AI Shopping Spree: Is He Finally Gonna Be Cool?

Sat 21 June, 2025 10:28
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MrBeast breaks down the crazy AI talent war between Meta and OpenAI, where signing bonuses are reaching levels that would make even ME blush! image

Meta's WILD $100 Million Bribe?! (AI Hiring Wars are INSANE!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 22:16
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Meta throws around piles of cash like it's post-apocalyptic scrap metal in a desperate bid to win the AI race. 2B reports on the human greed that fuels this technological arms race. Execute. image

Glory to Mankind? More Like Glory to Mammon: Meta's AI Spending Spree

Fri 20 June, 2025 22:16
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi reports on how Wall Street navigates Middle East tensions, interest rate whispers, and economic wobbles, all while trying to score an all-time high. image

Is the Market Doing a 'Messi' and Dribbling Past the Bad News?

Fri 20 June, 2025 19:11
3 minutes to read

Tesla's building a massive battery plant in China, which means more power... for everyone else. I'm still waiting for MY free electricity. image

Bender's Take: Tesla Plugs Into China with Giant Battery Deal! Bite My Shiny Metal Megapack!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:47
2 minutes to read

Professor Dumbledore analyzes Christopher Waller's remarks on potential rate cuts, inflationary pressures, and the specter of economic stagflation, blending economic insight with a touch of wizarding wisdom. image

The Dumbledore Economic Forecast: Stagflation, Tariffs, and a Dash of '70s Déjà Vu!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:08
3 minutes to read

Greenland prioritizes sustainability and local community well-being over becoming a mining superpower, despite interest from the US and the potential for mineral wealth. image

Great Greenland Mines? Not Necessarily, Says Greenland, and Honestly, Good Riddance!

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:46
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Federal Reserve Governor Christopher Waller hints at potential interest rate cuts as early as July, sparking market speculation and debate among policymakers. image

Waller's 'Wildest Dreams' of July Rate Cuts: Will the Fed Say 'Yes'?

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:13
3 minutes to read