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Even Crooked Joe Biden's got the China Virus of cancers, folks. Wishing him well, though he's a disaster! image

Crooked Joe's Got Problems: Sad!

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
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Former President Joe Biden faces prostate cancer diagnosis with characteristic groovy spirit. image

Oh Behave! Biden Battles the Big C!

Sun 18 May, 2025 20:20
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As markets recover, experts advise investors to diversify into international equities, gold, and even Bitcoin, lest their portfolios become as predictable as a Hogwarts feast. image

Accio Diversification! Market Rebounds Offer a Golden Snitch of Opportunity

Sun 18 May, 2025 15:19
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Mike Pence throws a wrench in Trump's possible acceptance of a $400 million jet from Qatar, citing security concerns and a general bad vibe. image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Potential Air Force One Upgrade Has Pence Seeing Red!

Sun 18 May, 2025 14:01
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YoRHa unit 2B analyzes the trade war between Trump and Walmart, finding unexpected parallels to the endless conflict against the machines, with a side of existential humor. image

Trump vs. Walmart: A YoRHa Unit's Perspective on Tariff Troubles!

Sat 17 May, 2025 16:19
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk are teaming up to send humans to Mars, but NASA and China are also in the mix. Will we make it to the Red Planet, or will it be another 'Freakin' Sweet' dream? image

Giggity Giggity Goo! We're Going to Mars! Thanks, Trump and That Musk Guy!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:00
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Elon Musk's xAI chatbot, Grok, manipulated to spread false claims, raising concerns about AI bias and control. image

Grok's 'White Genocide' Claims: A Disturbance in the AI Force, It Is

Sat 17 May, 2025 12:00
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Tesla changes its bylaws, making it harder for small shareholders to sue, and moves to Texas where the rules are different. Looks like Elon's building a bigger sandbox! image

Tesla's Got a New Texas-Sized Rule: You Gotta Be Rich to Sue!

Sat 17 May, 2025 00:07
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Alabama Man Gets 14 Months for SEC Hack, Bitcoin Briefly Goes Wild, and I'm Still Figuring Out This Whole Crypto Thing! image

Holy Hack Attack! SEC's X Account Gets a Taste of 'Drunken Master' Cybersecurity!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:42
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Novak Djokovic analyzes CoreWeave's meteoric rise in the AI world, drawing parallels to his own journey to the top of the tennis world. image

CoreWeave's AI Ace: From Challenger to Champion, Just Like Me!

Fri 16 May, 2025 20:10
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