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Shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz is dwindling as tensions escalate in the Middle East, threatening global energy supplies and potentially sparking a full-blown international crisis. Oh, and where's my Rupert? image

Holy Crap Lois! Strait of Hormuz Shipping Takes a Dive Amidst Middle East Mayhem!

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:37
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Big insurance companies are making changes to speed up and simplify prior authorizations, affecting over 250 million Americans. Maybe now I can finally get ramen without a scroll's worth of paperwork! image

Believe It! No More Prior Authorization Headaches! Insurers Finally Get It!

Mon 23 June, 2025 09:00
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Incoming Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa faces a bumpy road ahead, needing to channel his mentor Sergio Marchionne while mending damaged relationships and navigating the EV transition. Can he avoid being 'mid'? image

Stellantis Gets a New Driver: Can This 'Logical Choice' Avoid a Total 'Pog'?

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
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I, Donald J. Trump, am here to tell you folks, in no uncertain terms, that Iran's nuclear ambitions are DONE. We hit them hard, folks, the best hit, the biggest hit, and now they're crying. Sad! image

Iran Nuke Sites? Obliterated! Believe Me!

Mon 23 June, 2025 03:52
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I, Donald J. Trump, am here to tell you the truth about Iran. We hit them hard, folks. Really, really hard. It was beautiful. The best. image

Iran's Nuke Sites: Obliterated! Believe Me!

Mon 23 June, 2025 03:52
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Bitcoin plunges to a May low amid Middle East tensions and inflation fears, proving even digital assets can't escape the Netherrealm of global chaos. image

GET OVER HERE AND WATCH YOUR BITCOIN BURN! Crypto Market Feels the Wrath of Geopolitical Fire!

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Bitcoin's recent plunge amidst Middle Eastern tensions and inflation fears, drawing parallels to the battles and betrayals of Westeros. image

Winter is Coming for Bitcoin: Dragons and Inflation

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:15
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Bitcoin's recent price drop amidst geopolitical tensions and inflation fears, offering a fiery, dragon-worthy perspective. image

Winter is Coming... For Your Crypto: Dragon Queen on Bitcoin's Tumble!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:15
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President Trump, like a total boss, apparently blew up Iran's nuclear stuff. Suck it, Iran! Respect my authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Bombing Iran! Trump Obliterates Nuclear Wessels... I Mean, Facilities!

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:07
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After US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, VP Vance claims the US is at war with Iran's nuclear program, not Iran itself, prompting a strong response from Iran. image

If It Bleeds, We Can Nuke It: US 'Hunts' Iran's Nuke Program, Not Iran!

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:58
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