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Tesla's new robotaxi service in Austin is already causing chaos, with videos showing cars driving the wrong way and braking erratically, prompting an investigation from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). image

Eat My Shorts, NHTSA! Tesla's Robotaxis Go Full Doh-Nut in Austin!

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the Supreme Court's decision to allow the Trump administration to resume rapid deportations, finding questionable practices and a dissent worthy of a close look. image

Allllrighty Then! Supreme Court Greenlights Speedy Deportations: A Pet Detective's Take!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:01
3 minutes to read

Novo Nordisk and Hims & Hers call it quits over alleged 'deceptive' marketing of Wegovy knock-offs, leaving me wondering: is finding the perfect weight loss solution as complicated as finding the perfect relationship? image

Wegovy's Weighty Problem: When Telehealth Hookups Go Wrong!

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:01
2 minutes to read

A humorous take on Apple's recent market performance, tech sector resilience, and investor strategies, all through the eyes of a certain tennis superstar (that's me!). image

Apple's Got the Blues? Tech's Wild Ride in 2025!

Mon 23 June, 2025 19:48
4 minutes to read

Priyanka Chopra dives into the Fed's interest rate dilemma, Jerome Powell's hot seat, and the political pressures, adding a pinch of humor and a dash of 'Quantico' intrigue. image

Is Jay Powell Feeling the Heat? PC Takes on the Fed Drama!

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

Even as the Federal Reserve navigates tricky economic waters, Chair Jerome Powell faces increasing heat from within and outside the central bank regarding interest rate cuts, turning up the pressure like a Bollywood dance number. image

Spicy Fed Talk: Is Jay Powell About to Get 'Quantico'ed' by Political Pressure?

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

Captain America dives into the recent performance of tech stocks, particularly Apple, and explores whether tech remains the market's safe haven amidst volatility, tariffs, and the rise of AI. image

Is Tech Losing Its Shield? Captain America Investigates the Market's Shifting Sands!

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:47
4 minutes to read

Senate remains in session to push through President Trump's ambitious bill, facing resistance from fiscal conservatives but aiming for a July 4th deadline, very nice! image

Great Success! American Senators To Stay in Washington Like My Sister Until Big Bill Passed!

Mon 23 June, 2025 16:56
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects Trump's Twitter rant about Iran, nukes, and Medvedev, because apparently, I have nothing better to do. image

Trump's Nuclear Shenanigans: Is This Reality or Just a Bad Episode of Ball Fondlers?

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:16
2 minutes to read

A Terminator's take on Iran's missile attack on Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar, US response, and the ensuing geopolitical chaos. Hasta la vista, baby! image

Iran's Missile Strike on US Base: I'll Be Back... With Updates

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:11
2 minutes to read