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A fired DOJ lawyer spills the beans on a Trump nominee, claiming he encouraged attorneys to disregard court orders. Looks like someone needs a little chaos! image

Top DOJ Official Caught Telling Lawyers To Flip Off Judges? Sounds Like My Kind Of Party!

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:19
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Bear Grylls analyzes the latest housing market trends: cooling prices, shifting regional leadership, and the resilience of the market despite challenges. image

House Prices Cooling? Time to Drink My Own Pee and Build a Shelter!

Tue 24 June, 2025 15:36
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Scorpion analyzes Fed Chair Jerome Powell's cautious stance on interest rates amidst tariff uncertainty, as Trump fumes and the market watches, MORTAL KOMBAT! image

Get Over Here, Inflation! Powell's Tariff Tango with Trump!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
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Amazon plans to expand its rapid delivery services to over 4,000 smaller cities, towns, and rural communities in the U.S. by the end of the year, investing $4 billion to triple its rural delivery network by 2026. image

Amazon Goes Rural: Jackie Chan Style Delivery is Coming!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:52
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A wild ride through the world of rising college tuition, shrinking federal aid, and the best schools offering sweet financial deals...Shikaka! image

Alllllrighty Then! College Costs Skyrocket While Uncle Sam Tightens the Purse Strings!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:00
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Jerome Powell talks money stuff, Trump yells, and Mr. Bean tries to understand it all (mostly fails). image

Mr. Bean Solves the Economy (Probably Messes it Up More)

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes the Senate's commitment to passing a crucial bill before their July 4th recess, despite internal opposition and potential fiscal implications. A truly illogical situation! image

Bazinga! Senate Stays Put: A Cooperian Commentary on Political Deadlines

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:49
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Shrek reports on how Meta and other tech giants are backing away from SF Pride, leaving the LGBTQ+ community feeling like they've been slimed. image

What's Up, Zuck? Even Shrek Knows You're Ditching Pride!

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:41
4 minutes to read

Iron Man analyzes Waymo and Uber's robotaxi expansion in Atlanta, highlighting their lead over Tesla in the autonomous vehicle race. Spoiler alert: I'm not trading in my suit anytime soon. image

Stark Reality: Waymo and Uber's Robotaxis Roll Over Atlanta, Leaving Tesla in the Rearview Mirror!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:06
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A Supreme Court ruling allows the Trump administration to resume deportations of certain immigrants, sparking outrage and dissent, while the Trump administration celebrates a victory for national security. Burns hails this as a great day for profit margins, er, America. image

Excellent! Supreme Court Lets Me Deport... I Mean, the Government, Deport Undesirables!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:53
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