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President Trump's new tariffs trigger market mayhem, economic uncertainty, and leave investors screaming 'Good News Everyone!' in sheer panic. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Wrecks the Economy Worse Than a Zoidberg Dinner Party!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:51
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In response to Trump's tariffs on imported vehicles, Ford launches an employee pricing program to boost sales and capitalize on economic uncertainty, followed by similar moves from Stellantis and Hyundai. image

Ford's Genius Plan to Beat Trump's Tariffs Will Shock You!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Silicon Valley's Trump-loving execs are crying like babies after his tariff plan backfires, causing a massive market drop and delayed IPOs. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys! Trump's Tariffs Tank Tech Stocks and Everyone's Blaming ME!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the U.S.-China trade war, because someone has to, and Morty's too busy playing Roy: A Life Well Lived. image

Is This the End of the World Economy As We Know It!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 10:19
3 minutes to read

A look at how Trump's tariff plans have cornered the Federal Reserve, forcing them to choose between battling inflation or stimulating growth, potentially leading to a no-win situation. image

Oops! Trump's Tariffs Trigger a Fed Policy Face-Off! Will Inflation or Growth Win?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 23:03
4 minutes to read

Apple's plan to dodge China tariffs with factories in Vietnam, India, and Malaysia backfires spectacularly as new tariffs hit those countries too, wiping out billions in market value. Is this the end of the line for affordable iPhones? image

This is the Way to Lose Money! Apple Stock Plummets After Trump's Tariff Bomb!

Thu 03 April, 2025 21:53
3 minutes to read

Kylie Jenner gives her take on the latest tariffs that could affect the price of coffee, vanilla, and even toilet paper. As if things weren't already hard enough! image

OMG Are My Bananas About to Get More Expensive!?

Thu 03 April, 2025 22:09
2 minutes to read

A look at Microsoft's 50th anniversary, its current market position, challenges, and future prospects, all while trying to avoid another 2016 (we were on a BREAK!). image

Microsoft Turns 50! Is the Tech Giant Still Enchanted?

Fri 04 April, 2025 17:31
4 minutes to read

Auto giants react to Trump's tariffs with price hikes, production pauses, and potential layoffs, shaking up the global automotive industry. It's complicated, baby, one more time! image

Oops! Trump's Tariffs Got Car Companies Saying 'Gimme More' to Customers!

Fri 04 April, 2025 17:53
3 minutes to read

Despite positive job growth in March, fears of a trade war loom large, casting a shadow of uncertainty over the economic landscape. image

Is the Economy Stronger Than a Locomotive?! Job Numbers Soar, But Tariffs Threaten to Derail the Train!

Fri 04 April, 2025 13:32
4 minutes to read