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Burger King is betting on colorful Whoppers and movie tie-ins, especially 'How to Train Your Dragon,' to power up its family appeal and boost U.S. sales, hoping to become the strongest fast-food chain in the universe! image

Kamehame-HA! Burger King Goes Super Saiyan with Dragon Whoppers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:50
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Mortgage applications dipped slightly last week, but don't let the radical left media fool you, our economy is stronger than ever! We're draining the swamp, one mortgage at a time. image

Mortgage Rates Soar? FAKE NEWS! We're Gonna Make Housing Great Again!

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:21
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the unraveling of an Armenian crime ring that pilfered millions in cargo from Amazon, a tale of deceit worthy of a dragon's hoard. image

Fly, You Fools! Amazon Cargo Heist Unveiled by the Long Arm of the Law

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:39
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Toyota announces that the 2026 RAV4 will exclusively be offered as a hybrid or plug-in hybrid, ditching the traditional gas engine and embracing the future of fuel efficiency. image

Hyrule on Wheels: Toyota's RAV4 Goes Full Hybrid Like a Triforce of Power!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:00
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on Trump's ambitious $175 billion missile defense system, the 'Golden Dome,' with his signature blend of self-assuredness and humor. image

Siiii! Trump Builds a Golden Dome, But Will It Be Better Than My Free Kicks?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
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After a five-year hiatus and a fierce legal battle, Fortnite is back on the U.S. App Store, marking a significant victory for Epic Games and potentially reshaping the app ecosystem. image

Fortnite Returns to Apple's Playground: Game On!

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:59
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After a long squabble, Fortnite returns to the App Store in the U.S., thanks to a court ruling! Looks like even giants have to share their meat! image

Shishishi! Fortnite Sails Back to Apple's Seas!?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:59
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Palo Alto Networks delivers a solid earnings report, but a slight gross margin miss sends stock south. I offer my two cents (literally, given the EPS beat). image

Palo Alto Networks: Beating Estimates, But Margin Math Ain't My Favorite Subject!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:58
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Your girl Kim K. breaks down Waymo's latest milestone and Elon Musk's robotaxi invasion – is this the future or just another tech drama? image

OMG! Waymo Hit 10 Million Rides & Elon's Coming For My Driverless Crown?!

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:48
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Waymo's robotaxi service is booming, but can it keep up with Tesla's plans to launch robotaxis? Let's discuss the future of driverless cars and my personal thoughts on them! image

OMG! Waymo Hits 10 Million Rides – Is This My New Ride to Nobu?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:48
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