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Jony Ive links up with OpenAI to create a new generation of AI hardware, potentially threatening Apple's dominance in the tech game. Doggfather weighs in with his unique perspective. image

Fo Shizzle! Jony Ive and OpenAI Cookin' Up Somethin' Hot That Might Just Make Apple Sweat!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:05
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Senator Shaheen raises concerns about Elon Musk and his team potentially misusing government data for personal gain as their terms in DOGE wind down, sparking a debate about ethics and oversight. image

They Draw First Blood: Senator Sounds Alarm on Musk's Data Grab!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:19
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Bart Simpson reports on the U.S. debt crisis, Moody's downgrade, and the potential market mayhem thanks to politicians and their 'big, beautiful' spending ideas. image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Moody's Downgrades USA, and I Blame Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Bill!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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House Republicans face internal strife over Trump's tax bill, with the Freedom Caucus holding the cards and a Memorial Day deadline looming. image

Tax Bill Tango: Will Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Plan Sizzle or Fizzle?

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:59
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Jony Ive's AI startup 'io' gets snapped up by OpenAI in a massive all-equity deal, aiming to 'inspire, empower, and enable' with new AI-driven devices. This is the way the future is being made. image

This is the Way... To a $6.4 Billion Deal! OpenAI Buys Ive's 'io'

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:49
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Burger King is betting on colorful Whoppers and movie tie-ins, especially 'How to Train Your Dragon,' to power up its family appeal and boost U.S. sales, hoping to become the strongest fast-food chain in the universe! image

Kamehame-HA! Burger King Goes Super Saiyan with Dragon Whoppers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:50
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Mortgage applications dipped slightly last week, but don't let the radical left media fool you, our economy is stronger than ever! We're draining the swamp, one mortgage at a time. image

Mortgage Rates Soar? FAKE NEWS! We're Gonna Make Housing Great Again!

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:21
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the unraveling of an Armenian crime ring that pilfered millions in cargo from Amazon, a tale of deceit worthy of a dragon's hoard. image

Fly, You Fools! Amazon Cargo Heist Unveiled by the Long Arm of the Law

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:39
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Toyota announces that the 2026 RAV4 will exclusively be offered as a hybrid or plug-in hybrid, ditching the traditional gas engine and embracing the future of fuel efficiency. image

Hyrule on Wheels: Toyota's RAV4 Goes Full Hybrid Like a Triforce of Power!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:00
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on Trump's ambitious $175 billion missile defense system, the 'Golden Dome,' with his signature blend of self-assuredness and humor. image

Siiii! Trump Builds a Golden Dome, But Will It Be Better Than My Free Kicks?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
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