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Apple's stock plunges due to tariffs, allowing Microsoft to reclaim the title of world's most valuable company. Bender gives his two cents (literally, I found them in a couch). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Apps! Microsoft Steals Apple's Crown Again!

Tue 08 April, 2025 20:51
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A whimsical report on the very public squabble between Elon Musk and Trump's trade advisor, Peter Navarro, as seen through the eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Elon Musk vs Trump Advisor! Is This the End of an Era?

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:18
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The FDA's Division of Learning and Organizational Development (DLOD) faces severe cuts, leaving many questioning the future of training and education within the agency and for external healthcare professionals. image

FDA Gutted! Is Public Health About To Suffer A Mortal Blow?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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A federal judge rules the White House can't block Associated Press reporters from key areas, citing First Amendment concerns. Jackie Chan weighs in with his signature humor! image

White House BANNED Reporters?! What Happens Next Will SHOCK You!

Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
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General Motors to halt Cadillac XT6 production while extending XT5, signaling a possible shift in EV strategy despite earlier ambitions. image

Cadillac's Shocking U-Turn! Is the Electric Dream Over?

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:52
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Fred Flinstone reports on the recent spike in mortgage rates, leaving him worried about affording a new rock home for the family. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Are My House Dreams Doomed!?! Mortgage Rates Are Going Through The Roof!

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:20
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Goldman Sachs warns that President Trump's tariffs have triggered an

Is Trump's Trade War Cooking Up a Recession Nightmare?! Goldman Sachs Sounds the Alarm!

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:51
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Walmart partners with Zipline to deliver goods via autonomous drones in Dallas, marking a significant leap in retail logistics and aerial innovation. image

Drones Deliver Ice Cream Now! Is This Magic or Just Walmart?

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
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Walgreens beats expectations, prepares for a private takeover, and faces tough competition in the retail pharmacy game. It's all about family...and finances! image

Walgreens Gets a NOS Boost! Can This Old Ride Handle the Heat?

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on Ken Fisher's critique of Trump's tariffs, seeing potential for market resilience amidst the chaos. Will the gods favor the bold, or will these tariffs lead to Ragnarok? image

Tariffs of the Gods or Folly of Man?! A Viking's Take on Trump's Trade Wars!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:44
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