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Canada retaliates against U.S. auto tariffs with their own carefully calibrated levies, throwing a wrench (or maybe a hockey puck) into North American automotive trade, eh? image

Oh, Canada! Eh-conomic Warfare with Trump's Tariffs Gets a Maple Syrup Makeover!

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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Goldman Sachs is worried about a potential recession and what it means for the stock market, and girl, I'm worried about what it means for my Birkin collection! image

OMG! Is the Economy About to Have a Major Kim K Breakup?! Goldman Sachs Sounds the Alarm!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:11
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Delta Air Lines scales back expansion plans due to weak bookings, pointing fingers at Trump's trade policies. Seems like someone's losing their appetite for dinero! image

Delta Airlines is Going Downhill Faster Than I Did! Blame Trump?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the wild ride of mortgage rates, a surge in demand, and the ever-elusive quest for affordable homes. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers Mortgage Rates Plunge Then Soar What Be This Sorcery!

Wed 09 April, 2025 11:56
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Isomorphic Labs, spun out of Google DeepMind, is using AI to revolutionize drug discovery, aiming to solve all disease with the help of AlphaFold and a hefty $600 million investment. image

Google's Secret Weapon Against Disease Revealed! Chuck Norris Approved!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:19
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Leela reports on Google allowing clients to run their Gemini AI models in their own data centers, even if you're hoarding top-secret government intel! image

Good News Everyone! Google's Gemini AI is Coming to Your Data Centers!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:00
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A federal judge rules against the White House for barring Associated Press reporters, citing First Amendment violations after a dispute over the name of the Gulf of Mexico. image

They Tried to Silence the Press? This is What Happened!

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:09
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Global auto markets reel as Trump's tariffs cast a long shadow, leaving car manufacturers scrambling and analysts pondering the road ahead. image

A Shadow Falls on the Auto Giants! Is This the End of the Road?

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:44
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The UN's shipping agency is considering groundbreaking regulations to phase out fossil fuels, including a potential carbon levy, aiming to significantly reduce shipping emissions, but faces challenges from economic and political concerns. image

Global Shipping About to Get Neuralyzed?! Carbon Levy on the Horizon!

Wed 09 April, 2025 05:36
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A satirical take on the new tariffs imposed by the Trump administration, causing market turmoil and international trade tensions. image

Trump Just Did WHAT to Global Trade!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 04:16
2 minutes to read