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A controversial White House letter to Harvard University, demanding changes to DEI programs and international student screenings, was reportedly sent without authorization, sparking a public feud and risking billions in federal funding. Mwahahaha! image

Harvard in Hot Water! Was This White House Letter an Honest Mistake or Pure Evil?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 14:33
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A new survey reveals President Trump's economic approval ratings are plummeting amid concerns over tariffs, inflation, and spending, raising questions about his support beyond his base. image

Is Trump's Economic Optimus Prime Fading Fast!?

Sat 19 April, 2025 15:35
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Hertz CEO Gil West is stoked about Bill Ackman's major investment, signaling a potential comeback for the rental car giant. Time to kick ass and drive cars! image

Hertz Just Got a Whole Lot Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 18 April, 2025 21:43
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Wall Street braces for earnings season as experts debate whether the worst of the tariff-induced volatility is behind us, or if more Ganon-level drops are on the horizon. image

Hey Listen! Is the Stock Market Finally Calming Down After Tariff Turmoil?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 11:00
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes how Etsy is dodging Trump's tariffs by promoting local sellers, potentially saving you a pretty penny! Or at least enough for a Slurm Loco. image

Good News Everyone! Etsy Saves Us From Trump Tariffs!

Thu 17 April, 2025 22:47
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Former President Trump is reportedly considering replacing Jerome Powell as Federal Reserve Chair, despite warnings about the potential consequences for market stability. image

Trump Wants to Fire Fed Chair Powell?! Even I'm Surprised!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:41
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With tech stocks facing headwinds, some money managers are adopting tactical strategies, shifting investments away from tech-heavy sectors to more defensive positions and active bond management to navigate volatile markets. image

Tech Stocks Taking a Dive! Is Your Portfolio Ready for a Major Shakeup?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:32
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Elon Musk weighs in on Netflix's latest earnings report, questioning their long-term confidence and pondering the impact of economic woes on streaming subscriptions, all while dropping truth bombs and Mars jokes. image

Netflix Survives Economic Apocalypse! Is This Real Life?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:45
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New Jersey's Attorney General slaps Discord with a lawsuit, claiming the platform hoodwinked parents and children about safety features. Is this the beginning of the end for online fun, or just another Tuesday for Monty Burns? image

Excellent! Discord Sued For Child Safety! Is My Monopoly Next?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:24
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Rumor has it, President Trump is thinking about swapping out the Fed Chairman, but maybe it's just another 'Cowabunga!' moment. image

Eat My Shorts, Fed Chair! Trump Plots a Takeover!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:58
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