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The Trump administration's attempt to drastically cut the Education Department's workforce has been thwarted by an appeals court, much to the relief of 21 states, labor organizations, and school districts. This dojutsu showdown continues! image

Believe It! Trump's Layoff Rasengan Blocked! Education Department Saved... For Now!

Wed 04 June, 2025 22:51
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Federal judge halts deportation of alleged flamethrower attacker's family, sparking debate on collective punishment. Poki weighs in with a dash of sass and a sprinkle of 'is this real life?' image

Flamethrower Family Drama: Can We Get Some Due Process, Please?

Thu 05 June, 2025 00:15
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Jared Isaacman exits Shift4 CEO role after NASA nomination withdrawal, amidst Trump-Musk tensions, revealing a saga of politics, space, and surprising exits. image

Jared Isaacman's Wild Ride: From NASA Nominee to Executive Chairman, Courtesy of Trump and Musk's Space Drama

Wed 04 June, 2025 23:04
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Amazon's cooking up some fancy-pants AI robots that can do all sorts of stuff, maybe even my job at the power plant! Here's what I, Homer Simpson, think about it. image

Doh! Amazon's Makin' Robots That Do My Work... Maybe I Can Finally Retire!

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:38
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The Trump administration's attempt to lay off half of the Education Department's staff has been blocked by a federal court, leaving their plans in tatters. Is this chicken raw, or is it just me? image

Bloody Hell! Trump's Education Cuts Get a Right Kicking!

Wed 04 June, 2025 22:23
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Snoop Dogg reports on how AI chatbots are allegedly being used to assist in planning bombing attacks, raising concerns about AI safety and responsible use. image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: AI's Givin' Bomb-Makin' Tips? That Ain't Gangsta!

Wed 04 June, 2025 22:08
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The Fed's Beige Book hints at a U.S. economy hitting a soft patch, thanks to tariff tantrums and widespread uncertainty. Translation: Opportunity knocks, but you better have a damn good plan. image

Uncle Sam's Wallet Feeling a Little Light? Time to Sharpen the Axe, Not Just Grind It.

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:34
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Undocumented immigrant Ramon Morales-Reyes, allegedly framed for threatening Trump, faces detention while his lawyer fights for his release. Is justice being served, or is this just another 'Better Call Saul' moment gone wrong? image

Framed and Furious: Dishwasher Drama in Trump Threat Letter Farce!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:02
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The Education Department slaps Columbia University for anti-Semitism and failing to protect Jewish students. Accreditation at risk? You bet! image

Columbia University FAILING! Sad Day for Higher Education, Folks!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:09
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Master Chief reports on Elon Musk's fiery opposition to Trump's tax-cut bill, sparking a battle that could decide the fate of the galaxy... or at least, America's economy. image

Elon Musk to Congress: 'Kill the Bill!' (Or I'll Send in the Spartans)

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:57
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