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Bender's take on Alphabet's Q1 earnings: YouTube nearly failed, but somehow they still raked in the dough, mostly thanks to advertising and AI shenanigans. I want some! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Profits: Alphabet's Earnings Report Makes Me Wanna Rob a Bank!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:24
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Meta's Reality Labs, responsible for VR and AR, faces layoffs as financial realities bite, proving that even Mark Zuckerberg can't magic away a multi-billion dollar loss. image

Meta's Reality Check: Even Illusions Can't Conjure Profits!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:54
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Intel's Q1 earnings beat estimates, but future outlook is darker than the Netherrealm; cost cuts incoming, like a spear through your chest! image

GET OVER HERE AND CHECK OUT INTEL'S BLEEDING BOTTOM LINE!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:24
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ServiceNow's Q1 results soared higher than a Cucco on a caffeine rush, leaving even this princess impressed! image

ServiceNow Levels Up: A Hyrulean Heroine's Take on Tech Triumphs!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:51
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ServiceNow's First Quarter results were better than expected, along with an optimistic forecast, causing shares to jump higher than I can jump with a Super Mushroom! image

It's-a Me, Mario! ServiceNow Jumps Higher Than My High Score!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:51
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Lara Croft dives into Alphabet's first-quarter earnings, navigating AI battles, regulatory traps, and the quest for market dominance with a healthy dose of cynicism and a wink. image

Google's Q1 Earnings: Raiding Tombs or Building Castles in the Cloud?

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
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South Korea's data protection authority discovers DeepSeek, a Chinese AI startup, was collecting user data and sending it overseas without permission, leading to the app's removal and a demand for corrective action. image

DeepSeek's Data Dive! South Korea Says Hasta La Vista, Baby!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:56
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Mario reports on Adobe's upcoming mobile Firefly app, new AI models, and the company's strategy to compete with OpenAI in the AI image generation race. Wahoo! image

Mama Mia! Adobe's Firefly Goes Mobile to Battle OpenAI's Bowser-like AI!

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:31
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Revolut hits $1 billion in profits, paving the way for UK banking and a potential IPO. Time to send Dogecoin to the moon! image

Revolut Just Printed Money! Is an IPO Next?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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Bender analyzes SK Hynix's surprising Q1 performance, driven by AI demand and HBM dominance, while pondering the future of tariffs and open-source AI. image

Bender's Take on SK Hynix: Is This the End of Samsung?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 02:25
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