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The big tech giant Microsoft says it'll play nice with Europe's rules, even when they disagree, amidst trade war tensions and digital regulations. Like agreeing to disagree, but with more zeroes! image

Shishishi! Microsoft Bows to EU Rules, Even if They Taste Like Gomu Gomu No!

Wed 30 April, 2025 10:05
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Industry leaders warn Britain risks losing its edge in fintech and crypto due to strict regulations and funding challenges, potentially ceding ground to the US, Singapore, and the EU. image

A Lack of Vision: UK Risks Falling to the Dark Side in Fintech Race!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
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Industry leaders warn that the UK's fintech and crypto sectors are at risk of losing entrepreneurs to rival hubs due to regulatory hurdles and funding challenges. Can Britain reclaim its innovative edge, or will it be left playing catch-up in the global arena? image

UK Fintech Flounders: Is Britain Losing Its Sparkle, Or Just Having A Bad Hair Day?

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
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Samsung's latest earnings report reveals a surprising surge in profits and revenue, fueled by smartphone sales and memory chips, despite economic uncertainties. It appears even Muggle technology isn't immune to the whims of the market! image

Samsung's Economic Charms: More Than Just Exploding Cauldrons!

Wed 30 April, 2025 02:50
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Samsung's earnings beat expectations thanks to strong smartphone and memory chip sales, but can they outrun SK Hynix in the AI race? May the odds be ever in their favor! image

Samsung's Galaxy S25 Lights Up Like Katniss in the Arena!

Wed 30 April, 2025 02:25
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Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager (and Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy), reports on the AI takeover of the coding world, where machines write software faster than Michael Scott can mangle a sales call. Prepare for the rise of the Algorithm Overlords! image

Beets, Bots, and Binary: Microsoft's Code Apocalypse!

Wed 30 April, 2025 01:58
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the Waymo-Toyota partnership, because who better to comment on the impending robot takeover than a guy who's seen it all? image

Waymo and Toyota Team Up: Is This the Robot Apocalypse We've Been Waiting For?

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:04
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Snap's Q1 earnings beat expectations but uncertainty looms, leaving the Queen of Blades to ponder if this tech company can adapt or will be consumed by the changing tides. image

Snap's Earnings: The Swarm's Take - Is It Time to Evolve or Face Extinction?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:55
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Server maker Super Micro's shares plunge after disappointing financial results, leaving investors wondering if they've been Neuralyzed into forgetting the good times. image

Super Micro's Stock Takes a Nosedive: Did the Neuralyzer Malfunction?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:09
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Bender reports on Base Power, a company renting backup batteries to homeowners and selling power back to the grid, with the usual Bender-esque cynicism and charm. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Backup: Virtual Power Plants Save Humanity (Maybe)

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:27
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