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Meta's Q1 earnings beat expectations, but Rambo-style challenges in Europe and Asia threaten to turn the digital battlefield bloody. image

Meta's Jungle Tactics: Profits Surge While Zuckerberg Fights Off Euro-Nazis!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
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Amazon pledges $4 billion to expand its rural delivery network, aiming to halve shipping times and create jobs, but Wonder Woman questions if it's truly for the greater good or just another scheme by Ares in disguise. image

By Hera! Amazon Promises Faster Deliveries to Rural Towns: Is This Paradise Island Next?

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:17
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Epic Systems gains massive hospital market share, leaving Oracle (formerly Cerner) struggling and facing criticism. Is this the end for Larry Ellison's plans to conquer healthcare? Mwahahaha! image

ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Epic Systems Dominates EHR Market, Oracle Left Crying in a Corner!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:24
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Professor Dumbledore muses on Snap's recent financial turbulence, the uncertain economic climate, and the ever-shifting sands of fate, all while drawing parallels to the wizarding world's own share of unexpected challenges. image

Snap's Woes: A Pensive Perspective from Hogwarts' Retired Headmaster

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:02
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Microsoft's earnings surge, fueled by Azure and AI, leaves analysts screaming 'Toasty!' image

Get Over Here, Profits! Microsoft Annihilates Expectations!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Jackie Chan reports on Microsoft's surprising earnings, driven by AI and a little bit of luck, maybe I can invest! image

Microsoft Kicks Butt! Like a Drunken Master!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Ace Ventura investigates Meta's Q1 earnings report, uncovering a revenue rhino, expense elephants, and European Union regulations that could be a real stink bomb! image

Alllllrighty Then! Meta's Moolah Mountain Climbs Higher Than Snowflake! (Earnings Report Unleashed!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Teladoc Health buys mental health company UpLift for $30 million to revive its struggling BetterHelp segment, but will it be enough to escape the economic apocalypse? image

Teladoc's Therapy Gambit: Is This Acquisition the Real Deal or Just Another Judgment Day?

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:15
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Qualcomm's Q2 earnings beat expectations, but a slightly weaker forecast has investors sweating like they're in a DEA interrogation room. image

Say Hello to My Little Profits! Qualcomm Smokes the Street...Almost

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:11
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Meta's Reality Labs, where billions vanish into the digital abyss – is it treasure or just a fool's errand? image

Savvy Investing or Sinking Ship? Meta's Metaverse Gamble!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:10
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