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Austin Powers reports on Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch, a swingin' step towards global broadband domination, baby! image

Amazon's Satellite Launch Groovy Baby! Will it Beat Dr Evil's Internet Scheme?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 18:28
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Yo, listen up! AppLovin might just be the fresh prince of TikTok, trying to take over the kingdom. But will they succeed in dodging Uncle Sam's ban? image

TikTok Drama! Will AppLovin Be the Next Bel-Air Resident?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 20:02
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Puss in Boots reports on the Trump family's foray into cryptocurrency, filled with resistance, passion, and perhaps a touch of feline skepticism. image

Holy Guacamole! The Trumps Are Going Crypto! Will They Strike Gold or Just Another Hairball?

Wed 02 April, 2025 19:36
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Donkey reports on Amazon's bid for TikTok, a deal that might be as surprising as Shrek marrying Fiona! image

Amazon Wants TikTok! Are They Gonna Be Besties or What!?

Wed 02 April, 2025 21:22
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Bender reports on how Trump's new tariffs caused a major stock drop for tech companies like Apple, Nvidia, and Tesla, because apparently, even robots gotta worry about the economy. Who knew? image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stocks! Trump's Tariffs Tank Tech Titans!

Wed 02 April, 2025 22:13
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A whimsical report on President Trump's executive order concerning the de minimis trade loophole, tariffs, and the e-commerce giants Temu and Shein, penned by none other than yours truly, Albus Dumbledore. image

Trump's Trade Tightrope Walk! Is the De Minimis Loophole Finally Closed?

Thu 03 April, 2025 02:43
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Chinese EV makers surge ahead, with Xiaomi, Xpeng, and Leapmotor leading the charge, while BYD dominates the market, but a fatal accident casts a shadow. image

Get Over Here! Chinese Electric Cars are Electrifying the Market!

Thu 03 April, 2025 04:30
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Jackie Chan dives into the whirlwind of tariffs hitting Apple's global manufacturing, from China to India and beyond! Will Apple's products survive? image

Apple's Supply Chain Chaos! Will Tariffs Crush the iPhone?

Thu 03 April, 2025 08:37
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Fintech startup Plaid sees its valuation drop, secures new funding, and plans for a future IPO, all while tackling AI-driven financial fraud. Alrighty then! image

Holy Chalupas! Plaid's Valuation Takes a Dive! Is an IPO Still on the Menu?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 15:56
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Mr. Bean reports on the cryptocurrency market's tumble following President Trump's tariff announcement, wondering if it will affect his holiday fund. image

Cryptocurrency Chaos! Did Trump's Tariffs Ruin My Holiday?

Thu 03 April, 2025 20:04
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